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The episode opens with a shot of a busy highway before zooming to an alley between two buildings where a small glowing form can be seen hiding among a couple of boxes. A close-up reveals it's Dani in ghost form. After checking her surroundings she emerges from her hiding place
Dani [Extremely weak.] Finally, I'm back. [Looks in window, and sees her reflection.] Uh-oh. Whoa, that's one scary ghost. I got to get to Danny fast. [Starts flying slowly.] Or slow, slow’s good. [Flies even slower. Sarcastically.] Or slower, even slower's better. [Stops flying. Feet start to dissolve.] Ahh! I just hope Danny can help me! [Reabsorbs feet.] I can't let him find me! Okay, pull yourself together Danielle. Vlad is all the way in Colorado. There's no way he can know you're here. [Starts flying again.]
Camera zooms in to reveal a robotic bug on a telephone pole that looks a lot like Vlad, that flies after her,tracking. The scene then changes to inside Vlad's mansion where he's watching the events on his TV which is hooked up to his spy bug
Vlad [Floating in his house, petting a cat.] Well, well, well. The return of the prodigal daughter. She's looked better, and yet she survived, the question is why? [Cat he is holding meows.] Oh, yes, I agree, Maddie. It’s time for a little research. But she’s hardly going to come running home to daddy… [Maddie jumps out of his arms on to his desk and points to the button to call Valerie.] Oh, Maddie, you are so brilliant! Yes, let’s call on daddy's little helper. [Vlad becomes human and calls Valerie.]
Valerie [Comes in the window on her board.]
Vlad Well, that certainly was fast. My, don't you look fancy.
Valerie Got a few upgrades.
Vlad Well, perhaps you'd be willing to upgrade your life as well. Wouldn't you like to finally move out of that rundown apartment?
Valerie [Board disappears.] Mmm-hmm. What do you need, Mister Masters?
Vlad A little bounty hunting.
Valerie Hunting down ghost scum is what I'm all about. The target?
Vlad Dani Phantom.
Valerie Danny Phantom? That guy's been an intangible pain in my butt for a long time.
Vlad Oh, no, sorry, my dear, not Danny Phantom. [Turns the computer monitor around for Valerie to see.] Dani Phantom, with an "I". A girl ghost.
Valerie You’re kidding, there's a girl called Dani Phantom? Ha! These ghosts need to come up with more original names.
Vlad Yes, well, this Dani Phantom is an incredibly evil, dangerous ghost out to destroy me.
Valerie What's she got against you?
Vlad Word must be out that I am hunting down ghosts. Once she brings me down who knows what kind of terror she will unleash on our fair city?
Valerie There is no way I'm letting the ghost girl get you, Mr. Masters. She is as good as caught. [Starts typing on her tracker.]
Vlad I knew I could count on you, Valerie.
Valerie And I’m glad I can count on that new apartment!
[Her board reappears. She lands on it and flies off through the window,leaving Vlad alone.]
Vlad It will be so nice to get my little girl back. [He begins to laugh maniacally. Maddie meows loudly and angrily.] Oh, relax, Maddie. You’re still my favorite. [He scratches her chin]
Theme Song.
Valerie flies through the city on her hoverboard, slowing it as she looks into the window of their apartment room. Her father is fast asleep in an armchair with a book in his lap
Valerie Daddy, when I catch this ghost girl, I promise to finally move us out of this crummy place! [Her tracker starts beeping] Hmm… Gotcha!
Scene changes to a corner fruit stand where an employee is stocking the front with apples. Dani transforms back to girl form and is crouching down at one end of the wooden containers being filled with fresh apples to be sold and out of the view of the employee
Dani If I wanna reach Danny, I’ve gotta keep up my strength!
Turns out both pockets of her shorts,showing that she doesn't have any money just as Valerie pulls up on her hoverboard.
Valerie What’s going on?! The coordinates brought me right here, but that fruit guy’s not a ghost! And neither is that kid! [She fiddles with her tracker] What is up with this thing?!
Dani I hate to do this, but…
[She makes her hands intangible, then reaches into the apple stand to grab some apples]
Fruit Vendor [He gasps and looks back at her, suspicious.] Alright, let me see your hands!! [Dani raises her arms, her sleeves empty as if she has no hands] Heey! Aaaah!
Dani walks around the corner,into the alley, takes out the two apples she nabbed and bites into one
Valerie Man! She’s good! I didn’t even see her pocket those! Poor kid… I know where she’s comin’ from… [Her trackers start going off. She gasps.]
Dani drops the apples she had stole in shock at the sound and looks up terrified at Valerie's floating figure. Valerie moves her head left and right,looking for the ghost causing it
Valerie Huh?! That ghost must be around here! Don’t worry, kid! I’m not gonna let some little ghost freak get ya! Hold on!
Valerie goes into a dive,attempting to rescue the kid from the evil ghost lurking around the area. Dani,seeing this ghost hunter come towards her,runs into an abandoned building while Valerie follows on foot,having vanished her hoverboard in order to fit. As opens the door and runs inside, Danielle steps on a unstable wooden board causing a support beam which wakes into a roof beam. Dani runs behind a white clothed table just as Valerie enters,using a light on her helmet to see as she walks forward.
Valerie Listen, kid. I know you’re in here. And I know something evil is hunting you!
Dani ducks further behind the cloth of the furniture as the light from Valerie's suit passes over it.
Dani Yeah, no kidding!
Valerie But I can protect you if you just trust me and come out!
Valerie steps on the same piece of floorboard as Dani, however instead of causing the support beam to slam into the higher support,the beam falls down. Sand trickles down as the building begins falling apart.
Dani Whoa!
Dani gets up and transforms into her ghost form as she rushes towards Valerie. She grabs Valerie before turning them both intangible just as two huge wooden planks fall where they were standing. The two fly through the wooden wall of the collapsing house,past a wooden sign with the words do not enter painted in red, and landing safely outside. Valerie recoils from Dani,staring at her ghost form in shock.
Valerie Huh? You’re—you’re a girl and a ghost?!
Camera flicks back to Dani who's still laying on the ground and smiles slightly.
Dani And you’re welcome.
Valerie stands, still shocked.
Valerie The ghost girl!
Camera goes to Dani who stands up,offering the hand not on her hips for a handshake.
Dani Yeah, but you can just call me Dani!
Valerie Oh, I will.
Eyes narrow and she takes out a red, glowing instrument that traps Dani's hands together in it's red glow.
Valerie Camera closes in on her face Dani Phantom!
Camera moves to a close-up of Dani's terrified face
Scene changes to the Fenton's lab where Jack and Maddie stare at something offscreen excitedly. Danny checks his watch,impatient to leave
Danny Dad, I really gotta go. Sam and Tucker have been waiting for me for over half an hour to patrol—uh, Pa…troooclus! To do a report on Patroclus! A Greek warrior friend of Achilles.
Jack Your math homework can wait, boy! Check out my newest invention! I call it Ecto-Dejecto!
Jack holds up a giant needle with a green substance in it, name labeled in white letters. Camera zooms in on his face
Jack With one shot of this no-go juice, ghostly power shrivels up like a raisin in the sun.
Camera closes up on a ghost that resembles a green blob of ectoplasm with narrowed,red eyes that's trapped in a glass container .
Jack Take this little spooky stinker.
Jack Jack inserts the needle into the body of the ghost and inserts Ecto-dejecto into it.
Jack Yeah, he’s tiny. But terror comes in all sizes! Just hit it with some Ecto-Dejecto and watch it go from tiny to gone! Sayonara, spectral scum!
The blob's eyebrows contract in a sad expression as it begins to shrink and melt into a puddle. However then it's eyes suddenly pop open and it begins expanding,flooding the small container.
Jack Wait, are we shrinking?! No, no, no! Stop! Shields up!
Danny, Maddie,and Jack raises their hands in front of them as the container breaks and pieces of glass fly.
Jack Maddie, quick! The Wraith Wrangler!
Maddie Got it!
Jack Danny! Containment! I just don’t know why I just can’t get the kinks out of this one.
Danny Um, any objections to me getting far, far away from here?
Maddie Good idea, Danny! Best you avoid any unnecessary contamination!
Danny Or embarrassment… Thanks!
Maddie Maybe I just need a bigger needle.
The scene switches back to Dani, now in Valerie's lair.
Dani Let me go!
Valerie Not on your afterlife, ghost girl!
Dani That’s what I’m afraid of… What are you going to do with me?!
Valerie Me? I’m not doing anything with you. I’ve got you all bundled up for delivery to Vlad Masters.
Dani You’re working for Vlad?! He’ll destroy me!
Valerie Ha! That’s a good one! He told me the only reason you came out of the Ghost Zone was to destroy him!
Dani What?! No! He’s lying!
Valerie Vlad Masters is a good man! He has never lied to me!
Dani Are you crazy?! Look at me. Do I look like I could destroy anything? Vlad is evil! And even though I knew he was hunting me, I chanced coming here because I’m dissolving into nothing! Only one person can help me: Danny Phantom.
Valerie You know the ghost boy?!
Dani Yes! Do you?
Valerie Of course! Everybody in Amity Park knows of the amazing ghost hero Danny Phantom! But I’ve never had the honor of meeting him…
Dani I’ll introduce you! Just set me free so I can see him!
Valerie Oh, I’ll let you see him. For the last time…
Sam A report on Patroclus? I’m impressed!
Danny Thanks! I guess I really do absorb some things while I’m sleeping in class.
Tucker Well, guys, I hate to say it, or maybe I’m glad to say it, but tonight’s ghost hunting scene is pretty much Dullsville. Unless, of course, you count the sudden appearance of Danny’s long lost ghost cousin.
Danny What?! My cousin?
Dani Whoa-aaaah! Danny!
Sam Danny? That was your cousin, right?
Danny I’ve got this one, guys!
Tucker Did we just get blown off?
Sam Pretty massively.
Tucker Wanna pig out at Nasty Burger and put it on Danny’s tab?
Sam Absolutely.
Danny Danielle? Are you okay? You look awful. What happened to you? Last time I saw you, you flew off kinda dramatically.
Dani You know how hard it is to fly off dramatically?! That plus our last battle with Vlad left me really wiped out. As much as I’ve tried to save my strength since then, I keep getting weaker! I needed your help to see if you can make me stay whole! But as soon as I got into town, Vlad came after me!
Danny He’s not gonna touch you, Dani. Come on, I’ll protect you.
Valerie I knew you’d take the bait, Phantom!
Danny Bait?! Was this a trap?!
Dani No! No! I would never do that! She saw me go ghost and she was gonna turn me over to Vlad until I told her I knew you!
Valerie It’s true, Danny. The little ecto-brat had no idea I was using her to get to you!
Dani You what?!
Valerie And she actually believed that I wanted the honor of meeting Danny Phantom! When I really just wanted the honor of destroying you!
Dani You—you tricked me!
Valerie [laughs] Now that’s two Danny Phantoms for the price of one!
Commercial break
The scene switches back to Danny, now in Valerie's lair. He is being vertically cuffed on some kind of mechanical device. His hands and legs are in cylinders to restrain him.
Valerie I finally got you where I want you. Now, I want answers, Phantom.
Danny You’re not getting anything until you tell me what you did with Dani!
Valerie Oh, she’s getting what’s coming to her.
Danny Just tell me you didn’t hand her over to Vlad!
Valerie Well, that would be a lie, now, wouldn’t it?
Danny You didn’t seem to have any trouble lying to Dani! Listen, I know that we’ve had our issues, and clearly, you’re not big on forgiveness. But Dani doesn’t have anything to do with you hating me!
Valerie I don’t hate you, Danny. It’s because of you that I’m the most powerful ghost hunter in Amity Park.
Danny Hey! What about the Fentons?!
Valerie Are you kidding?! They couldn’t catch a ghost if it was living under their own roof!
Danny True.
Valerie But knowledge is power. And with your knowledge, I’ll be able to rid Amity Park of its constant ghost invasions forever!
Danny So you want information.
Valerie Everything you’ve got. On the ghost portals, the ghost zone…
Danny And what if I don’t feel like talking?
Valerie Then I’ll need to find ways to persuade you!
Dani What is it with you and examination tables?! Whoa!
Vlad Now, now, my dear, if you continue to struggle, there’ll be nothing left of you to dissect.
Dani Don’t touch me!
Vlad Eww… Structural density?
Maddie program Fifty-three percent, dumpling. Eighty-percent, sweetums. Oh! Love the cologne you’re wearing!
Vlad Ectoplasmic energy readings?
Maddie program Unstable, cupcake.
Vlad Clearly she is only mildly more sound than the other clones! The question is, why did she last longer than the rest?
Dani Please tell me you’ve been working on something to stabilize me.
Vlad Oh, no, my child. I’ve had far more important matters to tend to. My Maddie upgrade, for instance. Right, dear?
Maddie program Anything you say, my brilliant and ingenious lambchop. I love what you’ve done with your fangs!
Vlad Well, Danielle, it seems the only way I’ll be able to make a perfect clone is to melt you down and study your ectoplasmic remains.
Danny Valerie! You don’t want to do this!
Valerie No, you don’t want me to do this!
Danny Well, yeah! [She shocks him] Aaaaaaah, stop! I’ll tell you about the portals! I’ll give you a map to the Ghost Zone, you can become the hero ghost hunter of Amity Park! But first, you need to let me go, and we need to save Danielle!
Valerie Why? Because she’s one of your kind, a ghost?
Danny No, because she’s one of yours, a human! She’s not just a ghost. She’s also a girl.
Valerie But Vlad said the ghost side of her was out to get him and Amity Park.
Danny Valerie, you saw her! Did Dani really look like she could destroy anything?
Valerie Funny… She asked me the same thing.
Danny Look, the facts are, Danielle’s ghost half is unstable. Vlad is out to destroy her. And if he destroys the ghost half, the human half is destroyed with it!
Valerie No… That’s not my problem! She is a ghost. And I destroy ghosts!
Danny Fine! Destroy ghosts! But can you really take part in destroying a human?
Valerie What makes you think the Fentons would have anything to help Dani? They are ghost hunters, not ghost helpers.
Danny Yes, and no. My da—Jack Fenton tends to be a little of both. For the sake of all ghosts, I keep my eye on these guys and have a pretty good idea of what they’re up to.
Valerie You don’t think it’s a little dangerous flying into the lab of a family of ghost hunters?
Danny Something tells me we’ll be okay.
Jack Heh, heh, hey! Am I good or what?
Maddie program Intruder alert, dearest heart.
Dani Danny!
Vlad Phantom! Ah! What a nuisance! Well, this is an inconvenience at best. Can’t go letting her discover the truth, now, can we? [He splits in two, with one Vlad remaining as Plasmius and one changing back to his human form]
Plasmius Time to assume my role in our little production. I’ll go welcome our guests. And I’m sorry, dear. But I can’t have them see you, either.
Maddie program See you tonight for tea and cookies!
Plasmius And until then, there’s work to be done!
Dani Danny! Heeeelp!
Danny Dani?
Valerie It came from in there!
Plasmius Haha!
Danny I don’t want to fight you, Vlad. I just want to save Danielle.
Plasmius Sorry, not on my watch. [Danny is hit into a bookcase and changes back to human form. Valerie flies at Plasmius, but he goes intangible, causing her to fly through him] Feeling super in our souped-up suit, are we?
Valerie Actually, yeah!
Plasmius Not bad, but do you really think you can trap me, girl?
Valerie I think I just did. [Plasmius phases into the wall behind him] What the?!
Plasmius Breaking up is hard to do, unless you have a button that does this!
Valerie No!
Dani Aaah! Dannyyyy!
Danny Danielle! Oh, no. Valerie. Did she see me change?
Dani Heeeelp!
Danny Well, no time to worry about that now. [He goes ghost]
Dani Danny!!
Danny Valerie! Why were you standing around?
Vlad Masters Help! That horrible ghost trapped me and he’s going to destroy the girl!
Valerie Vlad?
Danny Hello? Vlad’s right in front of you!
Valerie Not him, Vlad Masters! This is his mansion!
Vlad Masters As the sweet, caring, good-natured man that I am, I beg you, don’t let him do it!
Valerie Ha! Told you he was a good dude! What are you doing to her?! Stop it, now!
Plasmius It’s going to take more than your little plasma ray for you to cut those ties, Daniel.
Danny I can’t break them, Danielle. There’s only one more thing to try. Feeling brave?
Dani A little weak in the knees, actually. And I don’t even have knees anymore!
Danny Well, then, I hope my dad didn’t mend this Achilles’s heel!
Dani I… think it’s too late… Bye, Danny… Thanks for…
Danny Oh, no! No!! No! Dani… I… I failed you… I’m so sorry.
Dani Danny? What’s the trouble?
Danny Huh? Hey!
Dani Ha! I’m me again! I knew you wouldn’t let me down!
Valerie A little help here?!
Dani With pleasure! I never got to thank you for the homecoming!
Plasmius Ha! You missed me!
Dani Guess that’ll teach him to pick on a defenseless girl!
Valerie There’s no such thing.
Danny Get Danielle out of here, Valerie. I’ll be right behind you. Man, you really know how to work the system, don’t you?
Vlad It’s my specialty.
Danny Now Valerie blames Vlad Plasmius for trying to destroy Dani, leaving Vlad Masters in the clear. If only she knew you were one and the same.
Vlad Well, you could tell her. But I’m afraid I would have to counter your slanderous accusations by revealing your little secret.
Danny Don’t come near her again! [he flies off] Dani, that was awesome! Dani? Valerie, where’s Dani?
Dani Boo!
Danny Ha, ha. Very funny.
Dani Thank you both! Vlad would’ve baked me into a puddle of nothing if you hadn’t saved me!
Danny That’s what family’s for, cuz! So, uh, now what? Heading off?
Dani Yep! Now that this Phantom is fixed, she’s got places to go.
Danny Well, just be safe, okay?
Dani Aw, Danny, nothing can hurt me now! [She kisses his cheek] See ya! And thanks, Valerie!
Valerie What’s that for?
Danny Deal’s a deal. You helped me save Dani, you may now have me back as your captive.
Valerie Forget it.
Danny What?
Valerie Fly away, ghost boy. Before I change my mind.
Danny All right! I’m going! [She blasts him in the backside] Ow! What in--
Valerie But don’t think this is gonna last! Tomorrow, it’s game on!
Danny And I’ll be ready to play!
Valerie I told him Vlad was a good guy. Mr. Masters! I forgot about him! Mayor Masters? Are you okay? Mayor Masters?
Vlad Disappeared! We were so close, if only we’d managed to melt that little brat down!
Valerie Is that Plasmius?
Vlad And who knew Valerie would be so easy to fool? “Trapping” me in the closet. [He changes into his ghost form] Oh, ingenious! For a smart girl, she’s very easily led.
Valerie Vlad Masters is Vlad Plasmius?! Phantom was right all along! And all this time I’ve been doing all his dirty work! Well, not anymore. Better watch out, Vlad… ‘cause one of the ghosts I’m hunting now is you!
Jack Hello? [He clears his throat] A little help here? I have to go to the bathroom!