Kindred Spirits/Transcript

	Opens on a black screen.
Vlad	(offscreen) File 10-4-O-6-VM. (A clip of Valerie and Danny fighting plays) Stop. (The video pauses) Analysis. (Cut to Vlad watching a screen) File 1-O-4-O-6-VX. Stop. Analysis. File 18-74-MI. Analysis. File 24-16-SM. Stop. File 32-99-IM. Stop. Analysis. Conclusion?
Maddie program	I'm sorry sweetheart. Inconclusive data. Experiment cannot be completed without mid-morph sample.
Vlad	Bah! The equipment I gave Valerie to fight ghosts has been monitoring Daniel for months and I'm still missing the one piece I need. (snaps fingers) You know what to do.
Three Danny clones	Yes father.
Vlad	Father. Ha! I do so love that. Now say it again the way I programmed you to.
Maddie program	(On five windows at once) Jack Fenton is an idiot. I am glad I serve you. (More windows appear) Jack Fenton is an idiot. I am glad I serve you.
	Vlad laughs manically.
	Theme song plays.
Sam	Ugh darn it.
Tucker	18th hole Sam. I beat ya here, I win.
	Sam growls. Tucker swings and misses. He gasps.
Sam	That's one. And two. Three. Four. And five. Ha! (Tucker growls)
Danny	Boo.
Tucker	(Screams) Danny knock it off.
Sam	Yeah you were supposed to be here an hour ago. (To Tucker:) By the way, that still counts.
Danny	Uh sorry I was late. But you'll be happy to know that the ghost king won't... be... okay. I overslept.
Sam	Ugh Danny. You have got to start being more considerate.
Tucker	Yeah dude. Lately you've been treating us like sidekicks instead of friends. And when you get into a fight, we're the ones who take the beating.
Danny	Oh come on. Name one time.
	Flashback to fight with Skulker at a molasses factory.
	Cut to the trio pushing Cujo back into the ghost zone.
Danny	In in in. Get in.
	Sam and Tucker groan as Cujo licks them.
	Cut to the Lunch Lady about to step on them.
Danny	Look out!
Sam	I hate this. I hate this a lot.
Danny	Okay, okay I get it. I'll try to be a little more considerate. (Ghost sense goes off) Starting tomorrow.
	People scream and run away as a ghost covered in a bedsheet flies about.
Tucker	What kinda ghost haunts a miniature golf course?
Sam	Well, there is a Box Ghost. Obviously all the good haunts have been taken.
Danny	(laughs) Seriously, a bed sheet? What do ya got under there?
	Danny pulls off the sheet, revealing a skeleton, and gasps. The clone pins Danny down.
Skeletal clone	Change back.
Danny	What? Get off me! (Destroys the ghost, and most of the golf course, with a massive ghost ray) Gotta get out of here.
Manager	Trashin the golf course, huh?
Tucker	But we didn't do it.
Manager	Really? Anybody else you wanna pin the blame on then?
Sam and Tucker	(Look up and see Danny fly off) No.
Danny	(over the Fenton Phones) Guys, I'm sorry. But I stuck around somebody could have figured out my secret identity.
Tucker	Sorry doesn't get us out of having to clean up this golf course.
Sam	And sorry doesn't clean it either.
Danny	I know. I know. And I appreciate it, but--uh--Can I help you?
Sam	(over the phone) Yes!
Danny	No! Not you.
Dani	Not so loud. I'm Danielle. Your third cousin once removed. I ran away from home. Hey, you got any food?
Danny	Uh, I gotta go.
Sam	(over the phone) Of course you do!
Dani	(Burps and sighs) You wanna be an astronaut? Do you know they only chose one hundred people
Dani and Danny	every two years to go into the space program.
Danny	Yeah I knew that. How did you?
Dani	Dumpty Humpty. Those guys rock.
Danny	Yeah, I know that too. You had enough to eat?
Dani	(nodding and smiling) Mhm.
Danny	Then it's time to talk to my parents.
Dani	No!
Danny	Look, you say you're my cousin and maybe you are, but we still have to call your parents.
Dani	I said no!
Danny	Hey! Come back! (Finds his room empty) Man she's fast. (Flying out of his room as Danny Phantom) Okay, she's a twelve year old girl. How far could she possible have--(ghost sense goes off) (Chuckles annoyedly) Swell. After the bedsheet ghost, what's this gonna be? A spooky bat on a string?
	The clone growls before punching Danny into the ground.
Danny	Man you look like I do on a bad day, but I'm gonna make you look worse!
Dani	Hey! Leave him alone!
Danny	Get out of here.
Dani	Forget it. I know who you are. And I came a long way to find you. And I'm not leaving now. (Transforms)
Danny	How--?
Dani	Do you wanna ask questions? Or you wanna kick some butt?
Danny	Night's getting weirder and weirder. And I have a lot of questions. When we get back my parents are--(Dani pretends to faint) And I guess we'll have to answer those questions tomorrow.
	Next day at school.
Dnany	So I hid her in the guest bedroom in the Ops Center and she was gone before I left for school. Are you guys okay?
Tucker	Dude we rebuilt a miniature golf course from scratch yesterday. How do you think we are?
Danny	Guys, I'm sorry.
Tucker	Broken record...
Danny	No, I am. I'm sorry. But I was busy with a super-powered cousin I didn't even know I had.
Sam	And this must be her.
Danny	Can you excuse us for a second? (Quieter to Danielle) Look, you can't just come in here and use your powers like that.
Dani	Aw cmon. It was funny. Maybe it'd be funnier if I messed up that guy.
Dash	Bummer. Today's apple juice day.
Danny	Wow. You like NASA and you already hate Dash. Maybe we are related. How about you tell me how you got those powers in the first place.
	Dani and Danny gasp as their ghost senses go off.
Dani	Shall we?
Danny	I-I still have questions.
Dani	Let's catch that thing. And after that you'll learn everything.
Sam and Tucker	Three. Two. One.
Mr. Lancer	(barging in) To Kill a Mockingbird people. Who started this?
	Dash  points at Sam and Tucker.
Sam and Tucker	We'll get the mop.
Dani	Race ya.
Danny	(Chuckles) You are on. (They race a bit) No sign of her. I am totally winning.
Vlad	Are you? Are you really?
Danny	What? Vlad?
Vlad	Of course fool. Who else?
Danny	Aren't you at least gonna make some stupid crack about my father? Or a lame come on about my mom?
Vlad	No dear boy, funny joke around Vlad isn't here today.
	Vlad starts the attack with a blast from his hands; Danny counters with his own. Pull back to a long shot of them, at opposite sides of the screen. Their beams cancel out in the center.
Danny	(Struggling) (To Dani:) Help me. Do something.
Dani	Oh I am.
Danny	I-I don't understand.
Dani	Did I do good daddy?
Vlad	You did excellent, child. I could not wish for a better daughter. (Laughs maniacally)
	Cut to Sam and Tucker taking out the garbage in detention
Sam	As soon as we get rid of this trash I'm gonna find Danny and give him a piece of my--
	Sam and Tucker gasp as they see Dani and Vlad fly off with Danny.
Sam	Danny!
Tucker	Aw man. I should've know that girl was bad news when she dumped all that food on us.
Sam	Uh Danny did that, too.
Tucker	Yeah but he's our friend. We have history.
Mr. Lancer	(Offscreen) Manson. Foley. (On screen) Can you tell me why you're not still in the cafeteria?
Tucker	(Whispering to Sam) We have to help him.
Sam	(Quickly faking an excuse to Mr. Lancer) Why aren't we in the cafeteria? Umm, because we're meeting Danny and totally ditching school.
Tucker	And there's nothing you can do about it... old man!
Mr. Lancer	Old man?! (Chasing after Sam and Tucker) You two are in a world of trouble. (Stopping) Ow. My hip.
Danny	You've been spying on me? Okay, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You really are one seriously crazed up fruit loop.
Vlad	A fruit loop would have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries. A fruit loop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaires to become the riches men on the planet. I. Am. Not. A. Fruit. Loop! And I am not a villain. All I wanted was love. (Opens pod with the good clone) It's taken months, and the good clone still needs more time before he can accept your DNA.
Danny	So those ghosts...
Vlad	Bad clones. Mistakes. And I would watch a hundred more failures devolve into ectoplasm to get the perfect half clone ghost son.
Danny	Oh yeah. (Chuckles) Nothing loopy about that.
Vlad	Are you under the impression that you're getting out of this? I need a DNA sample of you mid-morph to complete my work. (Snaps fingers)
Danny	Get out of me.
Vlad	And then you will be obsolete.
	Fade to Fentonworks
	Phone rings.
Jack	Sweetie, can you get that?
Sam	(To Tucker) Shhh.
Maddie	(sighs) And we wonder where Danny gets his ability to push things off on his friends. (Answering the phone) Hello? Mr. Lancer? (Gasps) They what?
Tucker	Man, Lancer seemed mad.
Sam	Maybe you shouldn't have called him "old man".
Tucker	The Booo-merang?
Sam	It's still keyed into Danny's ectoplasmic signature, remember.
Jack	Sam! Tucker! Get out of that thing!
Sam	What? I can't here you over the roar of the rockets. (To Tucker) Could you activate the roar of the rockets please?
Jack	You kids are in a world of trouble.
Sam	(Throwing the Booo-merang) Okay. Find Danny. (To Tucker) Tucker, follow that stupidly named tracking device.
	Back at Vlad's cottage in the woods.
Vlad	Well?
Maddie program	Subject is still resisting morph, dear heart. (Turns up dial) Containment chamber beginning to overload. (Explodes) Oopsie. Has overloaded.
	Danny flies away.
Vlad	Agh! I will--Danielle. How-how long have you been floating there?
Dani	Am I an imperfetion? A mistake?
Vlad	What? Haha dearest, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the other clones.
	A clone leaves the pod and dissolves. Dani shrieks.
Vlad	I know. It's horrible, isn't it? That's why I need Daniel's DNA. To stabilize you. My greatest creation.
Dani	Really?
Vlad	Uh huh. But here's what I need you to do.
	Cut to a mountain scene with birds flying and cawing.
Sam	Where are we?
Tucker	Somewhere near the Wyoming-Colorado border. Hey look there's a jackalope. And there's a mongoose.
Sam	Tucker! Dive!
	They both scream.
Tucker	Sweet. Can we take the same route back?
Danny	Which way should I--(Screams as he gets blasted by a ghost ray)
Dani	You're not goin' anywhere. Stop fighting. I know you're too weak to beat me.
Danny	I'm not gonna fight you. Every time I fight a clone they turn to goop.
Dani	(looks down and sees her feet melting) (she shrieks)
Danny	But you're not mindless like those other clones. I don't wanna hurt you.
Dani	Then let my father have your morph DNA. So he can save me.
Danny	He's not going to save you. He's using you. You're nothing but a mess he's not gonna clean up.
Dani	You're a liar! (blasts Danny) And I'm going to prove it.
	Danny wakes up in a pod
Dani	All secure, dad.
Vlad	I still don't know how I'm going to get him to morph. Unless... Unless you could overshadow him for me, dear. Force the transformation.
Dani	But the last clone that tried that melted. What if it's too much?
Vlad	Oh it won't be.
Dani	But what if...
Vlad	(Snapping) You. Exist. To serve. Me! Just do it!
	Danny gasps.
Dani	You are not the boss of me. (Releases Danny)
Vlad	No! No!
Danny	You're helping me now?
Dani	You wanna ask questions? Or you wanna kick some butt? (They high five each other, they begin to transform with Danny slam his fist into his hand and Dani posturing, then they begin showing their body parts transforming and finally they both blast Vlad backward into the wall, knocking another pod right down onto him)
Danny	(Chuckles) Nice.
Maddie program	Prime clone destabilized, lambchop. (As she says this, the clone begins to melt into ectoplasm) Degeneration happening, sweetness.
Vlad	No! No! No!!
Dani	I can do this.
Danny	You don't have to. Cover your ears and get behind me. (Releases his ghostly wail)
Maddie program	Systems damaged. Going critical. Losing coherence. And I never loved you. I love the Jack program.
Jack program	Vladdie!
Danny	Out of power. But worth it to take this place down.
Dani	Get away from him.
Vlad	I don't think so girl. You don't dare use your powers again. And he's beaten. This is over. (Gets hit with the Booo-merang) Oh what stupidity is this?
	The Spectre Speeder crashes in and knocks into Vlad. Tucker runs out and puts the Spectre Deflector on him.
Danny	Man am I glad to see you.
Sam	Of course you are. We're here to help you. And apparently so is your cousin.
Vlad	I can't focus my powers.
Dani	Which means I don't need mine to do this. So, dad. (Punches Vlad) Stay away from my cousin.
Tucker	Do you have any idea how much trouble we're in right now? And for what? Not even so much as a--
Danny	(Glomps Tucker) Thank you! (Glomps Sam) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, you guys! I'll never take you for granted again. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Tucker	Okay dude. Easy.
Sam	Yeah, apology accepted already.
Danny	And I wouldn't have gotten out of this without you Danielle. Danielle? Where'd she go?
Maddie, Jack and Mr. Lancer	You are in so much trouble!
Jack	Skipping school. Stealing and wrecking the Spectre Speeder.
Mr. Lancer	Calling me old man.
Maddie	Tucker. Sam. When I call your parents you are gonna be grounded- (Suddenly changes demeanor) ...but there's no need to call their parents really, right?
Danny, Sam, Tucker, Jack, and Mr. Lancer	What?
Mr. Lancer	Now just wait a minute- (Suddenly changes demeanor as well) No she's right. I mean, you can always build a better and more cool version of your... ship thing. Right?
Jack	Hey that's true! I'm gonna start building a cooler ship thing right now. (Runs off)
Sam	I didn't know you could overshadow people from a distance. Thanks.
Danny	I- I can't. I- I didn't.
Dani	And the best part is, I didn't have to waste any energy on your dad. It's Dani, with an "i". And don't worry. You'll see me again.
Danny	Tucker! Sam! Wait up. Did I say thank you?
Sam	Only about a million times.
Danny	Um, did I say I appreciate--
Tucker	We're your best friends, dude. It's not necessary.
Danny	Well, (chuckles) seriously. Thank you for--
Sam and Tucker	Enough!
	Dani laughs as she flies off.
	End