Lucky in Love/Transcript

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Tucker	Man, I love the water. Girls, bathing suits, and the occasional opportunity to administer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Danny	Geez, it's hot. Aren't you sweating, Sam?
Sam	Regular people sweat. Goths, we simmer.
Danny	(Sniffs the air around Sam) I think you're overcooked.
Sam	Wooh! I reek. [Tucker sprays breath freshener in Sam's armpit. Sam scowls.] Yet another reason [covers herself with her cape like Dracula] to get out of the sun.
Dash	Watch our place in line, will ya?
Danny	How can I? I'm in front of you.
Dash	Not any more!
Danny	Well... this is humiliating.
Tucker	But oddly refreshing.
Danny	Well this isn't. We've got company, Tuck.
	Cut to Danny.
Danny	It's Johnny 13's Shadow. I've got to find a place to go ghost.
Tucker	You do that. And I'll stay here in case any of these girls need mouth-to-mouth.
Star	Hello! (Points to a ladies picture on the door) Ladies room.
Paulina	I'd tell you to go to the men's room but I don't think you qualify.
Danny	[Offscreen] Hey, tall, dark, and formless! [onscreen. Shadow turns around and sees Danny. Cut to Danny lunging at him] Remember me?
	Cut to Danny, diving as Shadow's hand punches him in the stomach, Danny yells in pain. Cut to Shadow’s hand grasps his head tight. Cut to the wall of a mountain waterslide. Shadow’s hand slams Danny back-first into the wall, upside down. Cracks appear in the bricks, Danny grunts with effort, his arms out, as the fist of Shadow punches on him and the wall. The fist of the Shadow squishes Danny straight through the wall, making an even BIGGER hole. Cut to another wall. Danny falls head-first into it, bracing himself for impact as a gaping hole is made and chucks of debris fall out. Cut to a pipeline parked on the wall. Danny hits on the pipeline with his head on the pipe, the pipeline shatter and the steam is being released. Shadow lifts him up and growls at him.
Danny	I'll take that as a yes. Come on slick. Let's see how well you mix with water. Enjoy your trip through the sewers! Oh and if you see Monday's meatloaf, say hi for me.
Paulina	Danny? You're the ghost boy?
	Theme song
Reporter	Amity Park rocked today by another random attack from the pasty faced ghost lad known as invisio bill.
Danny	Guys we've got a problem.
Sam	I'll say. Inviso bill?
Tucker	Yeah, you need a publicist dude. And you need mouth to mouth.
Star	Dream on loser.
Danny	It's worse than that. Paulina saw. She knows I'm half ghost. I finally get to see her in a bathing suit and I can't even enjoy it!
Sam	Paulina. I just had a nasty run in with her in the bathroom. She's the rudest little--
Paulina	Danny! Sam! Whatever your name is. Hi!
Sam	Listen you. I don't know what you think you saw, but if you say or do anything to hurt Danny…
Paulina	Don't get your batwings in a bundle. Danny. Why'd you run? I know it freaked you out that I discovered your secret but, I won't tell.
Danny	Yes Yes Yes!
Tucker	Aw come on. How can we trust you?
Paulina	You can trust me because it's my secret now, too. Which makes it…our secret.
Sam	Oh great. Excuse me while I find a nice dark place to throw up.
Danny	So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?
Paulina	Cool? No. I think it's hot. Seeya.
Danny	I'm hot? I'm hot? I'm hot!
Dash	That'll cool ya off. By the way, this isn't water. If you catch my drift.
Danny	Is anybody looking at me funny?
Tucker	Yeah but that's because you look like you're trying to eat your way out of your shirt. Lighten up.
Danny	How can I lighten up? Paulina knows I'm half ghost! I mean, she says she's gonna keep the secret but how can I trust her? She's a girl! Girls can't keep secrets. Uh, except for you. You're…different.
Sam	Well, the good news is Paulina's kinda dim. As long as nothing else weird happens, maybe she'll forget all about it.
Sam	So that's where the town sewage goes. I knew it.
Danny	You're making it really hard for me to keep a low profile. Looking for me?
Paulina	Good job Danny.
Danny	W-where did you come from?
Mr. Lancer	Mr. Fenton. There you are. You were due to smack the erasers 5 minutes ago. Where were you?
Paulina	He Was With Me. We’re Dating Now.
Mr. Lancer	Well that certainly ups your street cred. Mr. Fenton. Mr. Foley, you're not dating out of your league. You can smack the erasers together. You two lovebirds enjoy lunch.
Tucker	You okay?
Sam	Of course I am. Why would I not be okay? Look how happy he is.
Danny	I-I'm really happy that you're cool with this Paulina. But everyone's kinda staring at us.
Paulina	That's because you're with me now.
	Student cries
Paulina	And speaking of that. How would you like to come with me to a bowling party on Friday night.
Danny	You mean, like a date?
Paulina	Not like a date. A date.
Dash	Well, as much as it pays me to say this Fenton. Now that Paulina likes you you're officially a cool kid.
Danny	Officially? Like a club?
Dash	Not like a club. A club. He's kinda dim isn't he. Here's your membership packet. And this is Mikey. He'll be doing your homework from now on.
Mikey	Hi Danny.
Dash	Don't talk to him. You're nowhere near cool enough. And here's your hall pass card. After the hall monitor stamps it 10 times you get a free frozen yogurt. Welcome to the A list jerk. Uh, I mean pal.
Kwan	Fenton's cool now? I thought we didn't have room for new members.
Dash	Kwan old pal o mine. I have some bad news.
Kwan	I was told I have to sit here now.
Tucker	You'll never take Danny's place. Never!
Sam	Any sign of the enemy of fun?
Tucker	Nope. We're officially Kwan free. Which means I can finally focus on the satellite.
Sam	Satellite? Her name is Star.
Tucker	But she used to be Paulina's satellite.
Sam	Ah the marginally attractive girl who always orbits around the popular girl.
Tucker	But now that Paulina's with Danny she's like us. Weak, unpopular and ripe for the picking. Hi I'm Tucker and I--
Star	Where have you been? You should have made your move on me hours ago. Here are my books. I like to bowl on Friday nights. And if you try to hold my hand before our third date, I'll break yours in half.
Tucker	Sweet. I've got a date Friday.
Sam	If that's your relationship by default, count me out.
Kwan	Hey new best friends.
Tucker	I'll leave you two lovebirds alone. Satellite! I mean Star! Wait up.
Sam	Tucker. Don't leave me with--
Kwan	You and Tucker don't like me very much do you?
Sam	Who? Us? What gave you that idea?
Kwan	It's okay. I know I don't fit in with you guys and I don't the popular kids anymore. Guess it's chess club for me.
Sam	Kwan wait. I can't believe I'm asking this. I'm going to a goth slam poetry tonight. It might not be your kind of thing but…
Kwan	Is this like a pity date?
Sam	Not a date, but plenty of pity.
Kwan	Sweet!
Star	Hold this. Don't spill.
Paulina	Danny. I'm so embarrassing myself. Could you be an angel and give me a little invisible help.
Danny	That's cheating. Or…creative point scoring. I'll be right back after your strike.
Paulina	I did it! I did it! I did it! You're the best, Danny.
Danny	(chuckles) It's good to be the best.
	Cut to Skulk and Lurk.
Goth 1	Please glare indifferently at our net guest. The Beholder.
Goth 2	Darkness. Eternal. I wait for your kiss. In the nothing I see your bleak smile.
Kwan	Cool! Me next!
Sam	Oh no
Kwan	And now a little poem I like to call the fluffy clouds all look like footballs.
Goth 1	And Stay Out!
Paulina	If you like me, kiss me.
Danny	I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Johnny	Listen punk, you stay away from my girlfriend, dig?
Kitty	Beat it Johnny. I'm Danny's girl now.
Danny	Kitty? Johnny? Paulina. Oh great. I'm in the middle of a love rectangle!
Kitty	Whoops. Now. Where were we?
Danny	Uh, this is all a big mistake.
Johnny	Yup. Your last one.
Danny	I'm going ghost!
Johnny	Come on Kitty. Quit wiggin gout and come back to me. I'll be good.
Kitty	Forget it low life.
Danny	Optional sun roof. Nice.
Tucker	Do your thing, man. I got your back.
Star	Get down here Foley!
Johnny	Alright baby. Let's take this elsewhere, huh?
Kitty	Oh Danny. I knew you'd come back for me.
Johnny	Alright. That's it. You want her runt? You can keep her. I'm gone.
Danny	He can ride in and out of the ghost zone when he wants now?
Kitty	He stole some doo-dad from your dad's lab last time he was here and then he wired it to his bike. But is that really what you want to talk about?
Danny	No. We should probably talk about something a little more important.
Kitty	Look, Danny I didn’t want to cause you any trouble.
Danny	Well you're about 8 shadow attacks too late. What's the story?
Kitty	(sighs) It's like this. Ever since Johnny modified his bike so it could come here, I'd been nagging at him to take me back. The city sights were so exciting. Unfortunately Johnny was taking in the sights, too. And by the sights I mean every single girl in town. I-I remember how much Johnny couldn't stand you, so you were the perfect person to make him jealous. I was going to overshadow your friend, the spooky chick in black. You like her, don't you?
Danny	Sam? I-I…
Kitty	I ended up in this body. Go fig. But the good news is you like her, too. Johnny's furious, I'm pretty, you're popular. Everybody wins.
Danny	Except Paulina. You realize you're going to have to stop this, right?
Kitty	Maybe. Or maybe Paulina might slip up and tell the town that Danny Fenton is the ghost boy.
Danny	It's Inviso-bill.
Kitty	See you at lunch tomorrow. Boyfriend
	Cut to lunch
Kwan	Sam? Are you sure you're not miffed about the poetry thing last night? Because you seemed pretty miffed.
Sam	Why would I be miffed? Just because I can't sit at my regular table, and I can't go to my regular book store any more.
Kwan	So we're cool then?
Danny	Hey Star.
Sam	Tucker, hey.
Tucker	Oh hey Sam. So how are you getting along with Kwan.
Sam	Great. How are things with Star.
Tucker	Couldn't be better.
Sam	(simultaneously with Tucker) He's driving me crazy! You can't even imagine what I'm going through right now. He's like a human root canal. You've gotta help me!
Tucker	(simultaneously with Tucker) She's driving me crazy! All I do is carry stuff for her. It's like I'm a butler or something. You've gotta help me!
	Sam and Tucker laugh.
Tucker	Seriously Sam. Kwan and Star are stuck to us like gum on the bottom of a desk. We have to lose them.
Sam	I don't see how. I have the feeling we're tied to these two losers until…
Star	Sam? Tucker?
Kwan	Star and I were just talking and we decided we might be less cool than Danny and Paulina but we're way more cool than you two.
Star	Tucker, I hope we can still be friends.
	Sam and Tucker dash out of the Nasty Burger.
Star	That was easy.
Kwan	They're in denial. I learned about that last night at the bookstore.
	Cut to Sam and Tucker on the sidewalk looking back at the Nasty Burger.
Tucker	That was easy. Now everything's back to normal.
Sam	Almost. We still don’t have Danny who's having a wonderful time with Paulina I'm sure.
Danny	I'm losing my mind. I mean, Paulina's fairly high maintenance.
Sam	Really? I hadn't noticed.
Tucker	Yeah, but worse she's being controlled by a ghost with a crush on Danny.
Sam	Tucker Kitty doesn't have a crush on Danny. She's using him to make Johnny jealous. I have an idea for how you can get rid of her, but it's pretty radical.
Paulina	Danny? Anybody seen my Danny?
Danny	Radical's good. Let's hear it.
	Cut to Fenton Works Lab.
Danny	Well, here goes nothing. I hope you're right about this Sam.
Tucker	Good luck, dude.
Sam	Remember Danny. Be cool. Play it close to the vest.
Danny	You've got to take Kitty back. She is suffocating me. I need my space. You gotta help me!
Johnny 13	Okay okay. But you might have wanted to play that a little closer to the vest.
Danny	Okay. Here's the plan.
	Cut to Danny and Paulina at the park.
Paulina	Oh Danny this is so romantic.
Danny	Anything for you. You were worth fighting Johnny for.
Paulina	Awww that's sweet.
Danny	And you know what? I'd kick his butt a hundred times more and a hundred times harder if he ever shows his sorry face again.
Johnny 13	Oh. Is that right?
Paulina	Johnny!
Johnny 13	Hey doll. I came to get you back. By force if necessary.
Danny	Bring it on punk.
	Fake fighting.
Danny	My turn.
Johnny	Ow. I thought this was a pretend fight.
Danny	Then pretend that didn't hurt.
Paulina	Be careful Danny. Don't hurt Johnny too bad. Oh. Not the face.
Johnny	Looks like you beat me again dude.
Danny	That I did. And now I'm gonna finish you off for good. Seeya in oblivion Johnny.
Johnny	So long kitty, I'll miss you.
Tucker	Noooo!
Kitty	Don’t you dare harm one greasy hair on Johnny's head.
Johnny	Greasy?
Kitty	I love him. You know that right? I love you.
Johnny	I love you, too, babycakes.
Kitty	And anybody who tries to hurt my Johnny has to deal with me.
Danny	Hey I don't want to get between you two. Kitty, you're a great girl but I'm nowhere near as cool as Johnny. And you two are obviously made for each other.
Kitty	Well he's right. We were made for each other.
Johnny	You, uh, want to finish this conversation back home?
Danny	Just to make sure you can't come back…
Johnny	What? Hey man! That wasn't part of the deal.
Kitty	Deal? What deal?
Johnny	Aw crud.
Danny	Should have played that a little closer to the vest.
	Danny flies back to the park and helps Paulina up.
Danny	Um hi. Do you know who I am by any chance?
Paulina	Sure. You're that ghost boy who saved my life. Twice apparently. Invisobill, right?
Danny	Uh Danny Wants A Publicist. Hey Paulina.
Paulina	Why are you even talking to me?
Student	Yes!
Danny	Can you believe that? Paulina's still in love but with the wrong me.
Sam	Welcome back to the fold fellow loser.
Kwan	Hey Fenton. I need that cool kid membership packet back.
Dash	Better yet, we'll beat it out of ya after school. Fenturd.
Danny	Oh well. I have to say, it's good to be back among friends. But the popularity sure was nice while it lasted.
Tucker	I'll bet. But you know what the really rotten thing is? You were only one hall pass punch away from that frozen yogurt.
Tucker	Hi Mikey.
Mikey	Don't talk to me. You're not nearly cool enough.
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