Danny | Hey Dad, what are you doing? |
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Jack | Danny, keep it down, you’ll scare away the ghosts. It’s the Fenton Ghost Fisher. I’m fishing for ghosts. Check out this line, coated with a special high test ectoplasmal resin that ghosts can't break. Quiet now, don’t wanna spook them. Woah! That soda goes right through you like Sherman through Georgia. Here! Hang on to this, I'll be right back after I use the Fenton Urinal. |
Danny | (ghost sense goes off) Oh no. |
Princess Dorathea | I want to go! |
Danny | D-ahhh! (Runs away, terrified. Dora grabs him in her fist.) |
Princess Dorathea | I have to go! |
Danny | You'll have to stand in line behind my dad. In the meantime... (Goes ghost.) |
Princess Dorathea | All I wanted was to go to the Princess Costume Ball. And my horrid mummy won't let me! (She wails as she flies back through the portal.) |
Danny | If that dragon suit's her idea of a costume, I'm on mummy's side. (Changes back to normal.) Phew! Man, that's a relief. |
Jack | (Re-enters the room.) I'll tell you what a relief is...Darn, I almost forgot! (theme song) |
Tucker | Hey there, I- |
Girl 1 | No! |
Tucker | Hi, would you- |
Girl 2 | Forget it. |
Rebecca | (Holding up her hand towards Tucker.) No! |
Tucker | I didn't ask you yet! |
Danny | Strike 3, Tuck? |
Tucker | Try strike 3,000. |
Sam | I don't know what the big deal is about going to some stupid dance. I don't need to be asked to some dance to know I'm special. I-- |
Danny and Tucker are staring off-screen in a happy daze, not paying attention to Sam. | |
Sam | (Annoyed:) What? |
Danny & Tucker | Paulina! Paulina! |
Sam | Oh, please! Paulina? Girls like her are a dime a dozen! |
Danny | (To Tucker:) How much change you got? |
Sam | Ha ha! Very funny. Just remember: you can't judge a book by its cover. |
Tucker | Well, there's only one way to find out. Go on, Danny. Go to that library and check out that book! |
Danny | I can't! I get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls. |
Sam | Oh, and you have absolutely no problems talking to me. |
Danny | Uh... |
Sam | Skip it. (Walks over to Danny and lifts him up by the arms.) Go give your weak knees some exercise. |
Danny stumbles over to Paulina and leans against the tree with one arm. | |
Danny | (Takes a deep breath.) Hi! I... |
Danny's arm turns intangible and falls through the tree causing him to lose his balance and fall to the ground. | |
Paulina | Please! Don't say you've suddenly fallen for me. That line is so last semester. |
Danny | (Stands back up.) Yeah! I-I mean, no! T-that's not it. I'm...I'm Danny. (His pants turn invisible and falls off. Everyone laughs at him.) |
Paulina | A gentleman usually tips his hat, but I'll give you points for originality. |
Sam | Kudos, Danny. You just set an all-time speed record for drowning in the shallow end of the gene pool. |
Paulina | (Takes a moment to think about what was just said.) Oh, no! You did not just call me shallow, did you?! |
Sam | If you mean do I think I can stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet, then yeah. |
Paulina | Shallow?! I am not shallow! |
Sam grabs Danny by the arm and pulls him off-screen. | |
Paulina | On the other hand, I'm not so deep that I couldn't lure a boy away from a goth geek. And I will. |
Tucker | Thanks to you, I now know the quickest way to a woman's heart: clean boxers. |
Danny | (Sighs.) Man, I blew it yesterday. Paulina probably won't even look at me now. |
Paulina | Yoohoo, Danny! |
Danny | Or not! Hey, Tuck? |
Tucker | I get it. I'm out. (Begins to leave, then rushes back.) Good luck. (Runs out.) |
Paulina | Hi, you. (Laughs flirtatiously.) I just wanted to... |
Dash | Meet me? Who doesn't? |
Danny invisibly leans out of a locker a few doors down and glares at Dash. | |
Dash | Dash Baxter. (Danny places his hands on Dash's shoulders. They begin to glow and fall into Dash's back.) All-star quarterback and school hero. (Danny gets sucked into Dash's body.) I'm also-- |
Danny | (Overshadowing Dash; looks down at himself) --in Dash's body? |
Paulina | Excuse me? |
Danny | Right! Of course! (Paulina stares at him suspiciously.) I'm also president of the Casper High geek club, and I have every toenail I've ever clipped. Want to see 'em? |
Paulina | No. |
Danny | Oh, then you should get to know Danny Fenton. He doesn't scrub his mom's feet every night like I do. (Kneels and picks up Paulina's foot.) |
Paulina | (Backs up.) Eew! Get lost, loser! |
Danny leaves Dash's body and invisibly goes back into his locker. Dash stands up and holds his hand up to steady his head, disoriented. | |
Dash | Why do I suddenly feel like scrubbing my mom's feet? (Walks away holding his head.) |
Paulina | (Kneeling down to Danny's level.) We have to stop meeting like this. (Notices the amulet.) Oh my gosh! (Points to it.) What's that? (Picks it up, entranced.) |
Danny | That? Oh! Uh, it's a...uh... You like it? (Smiles hopefully.) |
Paulina | It's beautiful! |
Danny | Hey, that's great! (Paulina stands up.) Because I, uh, got it for you. |
Paulina | Really?! |
Danny | Yeah. (Stands up.) I-I-in case I got the nerve to ask you to the dance and you said yes, I thought I'd want to give you something and that's what it would have been. It's for you. (His pants turn invisible briefly and he grabs them before they fall.) Whether you go with me or not. |
Paulina | Well, you are kind of cute, and you have great taste in underwear. I'd love to go with you. (Puts on the amulet.) |
Paulina walks away. Her eyes begin to glow green as the amulet's powers overtake her. | |
Danny | (Smiling, then frowns.) What am I doing? That thing doesn't belong to me. It could be my mom's, or my sister's. |
Paulina | (At the end of the hall, waving.) Bye, Danny. See you! |
Danny | Or I could worry about that later. Because she said yes! Woohoo! (Raises fists triumphantly in the air. His pants fall down.) |
Lancer | Pantless again, Mr. Fenton? Third time this week I've caught you-- how do you kids say it? (Takes out book called "How To Sound Hip For the Unhip.") Dropping trou. I think it's time I saw your father for a parent-teacher conference. (Gives Danny a notice slip.) |
Danny | Oh, man. My dad? |
Lancer | Until then, here. (Holds out a belt.) It'll help you keep your pants up and... (Consults his book) out of trouble with the man. (Danny takes the belt.) |
Danny | (During fade-in.) Catch anything, Dad? |
Jack | Son, I couldn't catch a cold. I've been sitting here all day without a single bite. |
Danny | Uh... (Holds up and points to the parent-teacher conference notice.) |
Jack | (Reeling in his line.) I'm so frustrated I want to take out my rage on the first person who gives me bad news. (Casts line again.) Anyway, you wanted to tell me something? |
Danny | Well, sort of. Mr. Lancer-- |
Jack | Mr. Lancer what? Is this bad news? (Narrows eyes.) |
Danny | Mr. Lancer... (Suddenly smiles and overshadows Jack, who is looking away. Jack's eyes turn green.) wants to have a word with us! |
Scene fades to Mr. Lancer's office, where an overshadowed Jack is sitting across the desk from Mr. Lancer. | |
Lancer | Thank you for coming to discuss your son's schooling, Mr. Fenton. |
Danny | (Overshadowing Jack) Well, sure! (Points to self.) I'm a parent, and that's...what parents do. Uh, right? |
Lancer | Well, there were a couple of incidents...with his pants. |
Danny | Did his pants fall down again? Poor Danny. He studies so hard he forgets to eat. I know these things because I'm his dad and not him. (Smiles hopefully, leaning an arm on Lancer's desk.) |
Lancer | (Rubs his chin, thinking.) Hmm... That would explain things. |
Danny | (To himself:) It worked? (Lancer takes notice.) I-I-I mean, of course you understand. No wonder you're Danny's favorite teacher. |
Lancer | I am? |
Danny | We Fentons consider teachers to be underpaid and under-appreciated. (Smiles hopefully.) |
Lancer | I like your style, Mr. Fenton. (Gestures to a dance flyer he's holding.) In fact, I'd like you to chaperone the upcoming school dance. |
Danny | Chaperone? Well, I'm not sure... |
Lancer | I am. See you Friday. (Reading from his "How To Sound Hip" book.) Or, as the kids say, catch you later, G! (Points to Jack with a handgun gesture.) |
Tucker | Mmmm! |
Female | No. |
Sam | So, your dad is going to chaperone the dance? |
Danny | Yes, but he doesn't know he's going to chaperone because he doesn't remember that I made him say yes! |
Tucker | Let me get this straight. You can just walk into people and take over their bodies from the inside? |
Danny | Yeah, pretty much. |
Tucker | (Looks at the girl with the book.) Hey, Danny. If you could control a girl for just about two minutes... |
Danny | (Glances at the girl, then back at Tucker.) Forget it. You can get your own date for the dance like I did. |
Sam | Does he have to take off his pants and act like a dweeb? Or will either one do? |
Paulina | I’ve just got to have one of these! They’re so unique! Miss? Do you have this in a size small? |
Sales girl | Ooh, sorry. We just sold our last small of this corduroy button-down fleecy tee to someone else. |
Paulina | Will you be getting any more soon? |
Sales girl | The Abyss corduroy button-down fleecy tee has been discontinued. If you haven't already got one, you are doomed to languish as a toxic social outcast for a period of no less than five and no more than sixteen weeks. (Giggles.) Sorry. |
Paulina | (Red in the face, outraged.) SIXTEEN WEEKS?! (Rips tee in hands.) |
The amulet begins to glow around her neck. Paulina's skin turns blue and her eyes turn red. She transforms into the dragon Dora was before and stares down at the sales girl. | |
Paulina | Want fleecy tee! (Blows green fire at table of tees.) |
Sam | Honestly, guys, I'm glad I'm not going to the stupid dance. Saves me the embarrassment of wearing the lame dress my parents bought me. (Laughs nervously.) |
Tucker | So no one's asked you, huh? |
Sam | Maybe if I was as pretty as Paulina. |
Danny | Why are you so down on her? So she's pretty. It's not a crime. |
Sam | Looks are deceiving, Danny. |
Tucker | Ghost time. (Holds up French fries.) Can I finish your fries? |
Danny | Say, haven’t we met somewhere? (commercial break) Let’s try this again. Hi, I’m Danny Phantom, and you are? Testy, got it. Sorry dude, I think you got the wrong weenie! |
Paulina | Must have tee! |
Danny | Tea? Ooh, good idea. Coffee could make you a mite jittery. Better yet... |
He turns intangible and sinks into the ground. Paulina looks perplexedly at her claws. | |
Danny | (While flying back up through the ground.) Have some punch! (Punches her.) |
Paulina flies through the air towards a girl carrying an Abyss shopping bag, who screams and runs away, leaving the bag behind. As Paulina smashes into the ground, the amulet flies off her neck and lands in the bag. She turns back into a human. | |
Paulina | (Disoriented:) Ooh, whoa. What hit me? (Notices the bag and pulls out the amulet.) Hey! My amulet! (Puts it on, then pulls out a tee from the bag.) Hey! My fleecy tee! They must have had it in my size! (Folds the tee.) I guess good things happen when you maintain a positive attitude. |
Cut to Tucker and Sam. Danny flies out of the ground. | |
Sam | Danny! (He changes back to normal.) Are you okay? |
Danny | Fine. But that's the second time I've fought that dragon. We need to investigate. How are you guys? |
Tucker | Great...if you don't count me still being dateless for the dance. (Starts tapping on his PDA.) Sasha, no. Denise, no. I've hit every girl in school except... (Valerie walks up to him) Valerie. |
Valerie | Yeah, hi. Sucker, is it? |
Tucker | Tucker. Or Tuck. Or Tuckerino. |
Valerie | Which ends with "no." Which, by the way, is my answer, unless something happens in the next five minutes that makes me dateless. |
Kwan | You'll never guess what happened! Donna said she'd go to the dance with me, so you're dateless! (Walks away.) |
Valerie | (To Tucker:) You're on. |
Tucker | I'll take it! (Valerie leaves.) Some may call it the rebound, but I call it a yes! I got a date! Whoo! And the pants are still on! (Points down to pants.) |
Scene fades to the Fenton Works' kitchen, where Maddie is fixing Jack's tie. | |
Jack | I don't understand why I have to wear this stupid thing. |
Maddie | Because it's Danny's first dance, Jack. If we're gonna chaperone this thing, we have to make sure we don't embarrass him. |
Camera cuts to a wide shot of Maddie, Jack, and Jazz, who is leaning against the table. | |
Jack | How would we embarrass him? |
Jazz | I think it's great when you guys do anything that doesn't have something to do with your sick obsession with ghosts. |
Jack | Funny. I don't even remember volunteering to chaperone the dance. It's all a vague blur. |
Danny walks up behind the table, drinking a glass of water. | |
Jazz | By the way, Danny, just so you know, I'm on to your little secret. |
Danny | (Spits out water.) What?! Wh-what secret? |
Jazz | The clumsiness, the nervousness. I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend. |
Danny | (Panicked:) It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! (Realizes what Jazz said.) I-I mean...she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me. |
Jack | That's great! I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts! |
Jazz | You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her and she finds out later, that's entrapment. |
Danny | (Sighs. Walking out the room:) I better go get ready. (Goes through door and walks down some stairs.) Okay, so I'm gonna have to dance with Paulina and keep my dad from embarrassing me. I can handle that. |
Scene fades to Sam's room, where she is laying on her bed, talking to Danny and Tucker via webcam on her laptop. The boys are in Danny's room, in suits and prepping for the dance. | |
Danny | (Adjusting tie.) Tie straight. Shirt tucked in. (Picks up Fenton Fisher. While retracting the pole and putting it in his jacket:) Unbreakable ghost fishing line tucked neatly away just in case. (To Sam on his computer:) What's taking so long with that dragon research, Sam? |
Sam | Alright! Jeez! (Types on laptop.) Here. I'm sending you the link. |
A webpage with an image of the ghost dragon pops up on Danny's screen. | |
Danny | That's it! (Clicks on "More Info" link. Reading:) Medieval ghostly legend held that the cursed Amulet of Aragon-- (Camera cuts to images of a human Dora wearing the amulet) --could transform any wearer into dragon form-- (Pans to image of the dragon's neck with the amulet) --under states of extreme emotional duress or anger. (Zooms in on the amulet the dragon is weariing) That's the amulet I gave to Paulina. (Camera cuts to Danny and Tucker) It must have accidentally fallen into my backpack. Wait. You mean...I'm going on a date with a dragon?! |
Sam | Like I said, looks are deceiving. I'm sure you boys will have a wonderful evening. (Ends video-chat. Danny's screen goes black.) |
Danny | She really wants to go to the dance. |
Tucker | But she says she didn't want to! |
Danny | We're her best friends. We should have known. |
Tucker | Well, there's nothing we can do about it now, right? |
Danny thinks for a moment, then smiles mischievously and flashes green eyes at Tucker. | |
Tucker | No way. Forget it. Absolutely not. No! |
Scene cuts to Tucker's hand knocking on Sam's front door. | |
Sam | (Opens door.) Tucker? What are you doing here? Where's Valerie? |
Danny | (Overshadowing Tucker) She kinda cancelled on me. (Sam's eyebrows raise in surprise.) Do you think we could go together-- you know, as friends? |
Sam | (Smiling, then frowns.) Uh, I don't know. This is so last minute. And I do have plans, and-- |
Danny | Well, I understand if you don't want to go. (Begins to turn around to leave.) |
Sam | (Reaches out to stop him.) Okay, but only because you got stood up. I'll go change into that dumb dress I wasn't gonna wear. (Goes back inside and shuts door.) |
Danny | (Leaves Tucker's body and floats in air as Phantom. Saluting:) See ya! (Flies off.) |
Tucker | (Yelling after him.) That is so unfair! And as soon as Sam comes back, (Turns back around) I'm gonna... |
Sam | Come on, we're gonna be late! (Shuts door and pulls Tucker, who yelps, by the arm down the porch steps.) |
Danny | Paulina, about the amulet, it’s an ancient family heirloom and I need to get it back. (slaps himself) Eh, no, that stinks. Oh, hi. Uh, you must be Paulina's dad. |
Paulina's Dad | If you upset her, we're going to have a violent talk. |
Paulina | (Off-screen) Papa? (Walks to Danny in a pink dress.) You're scaring him. Come on, Danny. (He notices amulet on her neck.) We're going to be late. |
Paulina's Dad | (Waving as Paulina walks away.) Have a wonderful evening, baby. (To Danny:) I know where you live. |
Danny | And I'm glad we had a chance to chat. (Walks away.) |
Lancer | (Walking amongst students, reading from his "Hip" book.) Let's get down with our bad selves. (Pointing randomly.) Yo. Shake that thing. (Looks another way.) Hey, G, you're my dog. |
Danny | Paulina, I was thinking... That amulet-- |
Paulina | Isn't it fabulous? I haven't taken it off since you gave it to me. |
Danny | Yeah, well, about that, see, I shouldn't have given it to you in the first place, because it belongs to Sam! |
Danny | (Handing her his glass.) Uh... But I want to make it up to you. I'll get you something else. Something...more special. |
Lancer | Mr. Fenton! About our conversation the other day concerning Danny. |
Danny | Like punch! I'm gonna get you some special punch. (Runs off.) |
Cut to Jack. Danny turns invisible behind him and overshadows him. Jack's eyes turn green. | |
Danny | (As Jack) Yes! Danny, what a fine boy he is! Ha! Yes, as his father, I get that all the time. |
Maddie | Jack, you sound kind of strange. |
Danny | Oh, must be something I ate. (Spots punch table.) Hey! How 'bout I get us some punch? (Walking through students:) Excuse me! Excuse me! Adult coming through. I shave every day. (Walks to Tucker and Sam.) Tucker, Sam, we've got trouble. |
Tucker | We had nothing to do with it, Mr. Fenton. It was all Danny's idea. |
Danny | Tucker, it's me. It's Danny. (Hands them walkie-talkies.) Sam, you try to help me find Paulina. Tucker, keep an eye on my dad. If he starts talking to anyone, page me, got it? (Walks away.) |
Sam | This dance gets better and better with every passing minute. |
Cut to Paulina walking through another room past Sam, who turns and sees her. | |
Sam | (On walkie-talkie:) Danny! I've got her. |
Danny | (As Jack, on walkie-talkie:) Stay on her. I'm on my way. And Sam, don't make her angry. (Invisibly leaves Jack's body and takes walkie-talkie from his hand. Jack looks confused.) |
Sam | Hey, Paulina. Nice dress. |
Paulina | (Turns to her.) Yes, and it goes so nicely with your amulet, don't you think? |
Sam | My amulet? That's not my-- (Realization of Danny's plan hits her.) Right! Listen...my grandma gave me that amulet, and-- |
Paulina | Forget it, sweetie. I'm not giving up this trinket or your little boyfriend Danny. |
Sam | My boyfriend? Ha ha! And they say pretty girls can't be funny. Danny is not my boyfriend. |
Paulina | He's not? |
Sam | He's my best friend. Maybe that's why I was so hard on you. I didn't mean to call you shallow. |
Paulina | What a bummer! I only agreed to go out with him because I thought I was stealing him from you. (Putting amulet around Sam's neck.) Here, take your crummy amulet. (Walking away.) I'm going back inside to dump your dorky friend. |
Sam | Shallow little witch! |
Danny | Paulina? Sam? Take it easy, Paulina. You don't wanna hurt Sam. Paulina! Sam! |
Sam | Shallow girl! |
Danny | Yep, that’s Sam. Woah! Sam! Two words, breath mints. |
Dash | So, do you like quarterbacks? |
Danny | Uh, sorry. |
Sam lifts up a section of bleachers and roars, causing Dash and the girl to scream and run away. Sam throws away the bleachers. | |
Danny | Now, Sam, be reasonable. (His walkie-talkie beeps and he puts it to his ear.) |
Tucker | (On walkie-talkie:) Danny, Lancer's getting close to your dad. |
Danny | I hate to do this, Sam. |
He flies towards Sam and strains to pick up her tail, then pulls her into the air by it. He swings her around and flings her into the distance. He turns around, smiling, then frowns. | |
Danny | Oh, man. Dad! |
Cut to Jack walking through the dance. He suddenly stops and looks angry. | |
Jack | Hey! (Sees Maddie and Lancer, who look back at him. To Lancer:) Who the heck are you? And why are you talking to my wife? |
Maddie | Jack, this is Mr. Lancer-- (In a hushed tone:) From the parent-teacher conference. |
Danny phases up through the floor behind Jack and overshadows him. | |
Danny | (As Jack) Right, right. I'm sorry, it's just in this light I thought you were George Clooney. Isn't he sharp, Mom? I mean, Maddie. |
Lancer | Well... (Chuckles.) Thank you. |
Danny | Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to dance with my wife. That's what we adults do, dance with our wives. (Pulls Maddie to the dance floor and they begin to dance.) |
Maddie | (Sighs.) Doesn't this bring back memories? |
Danny | If by memories you mean things you remember that I don't, then yes! Go ahead and remind me of stuff. I'll totally agree to remembering. |
Jack |
What the heck? I mean, uh, thank you! Thank you all on behalf of me, Jack Fenton. |
Danny | I hate to say this, but you throw fire like a girl! (Sam growls. He pulls out the Fenton Fisher.) The Fenton Fisher. (Flying towards Sam.) It can capture ghosts and dragon ghosts. (Casting line at Sam, which wraps around her neck.) Way to go, Dad! |
Sam continually breathes fire at Danny, who keeps wrapping the line around her until her wings and arms are secure. She drops to the ground. Danny flies down to her and removes the amulet. She transforms back into her human self. | |
Danny | (Off-screen) Sam? (Light flashes as he transforms into Fenton. Cut to him kneeling down next to Sam.) Are you alright? |
Sam | Wow. (Holding her head:) Did I have fun at the dance? |
Danny | Well, uh... (Chuckles.) Let's just say you had a roaring time. |
Tucker | Dude, sorry your date didn't pan out. Where's Paulina anyway? |
Dash | So, do you like quarterbacks? |
Sam | Ah, who cares? Look! (Cut to the DJ.) The DJ's still playing. (Turns to Danny.) And I think there's time for one last dance? |
Danny | Sure, I'd love to. (Hands Tucker the amulet.) Keep an eye on this, will ya? (Tucker nods.) |
Sam | Promise me you'll keep your pants up. |
Danny | I'll do my best. |
Tucker | Wait a second. I'm dateless again?! What does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here? |
Princess Dorathea | I want to go to the ball! |
Tucker | On second thought, I don't need a date that badly. (Dora comes closer and places her hands on his shoulders. Yelling to Danny and Sam:) Hey guys, wait up! Can I cut in? (Screen closes in on his face.) |
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