Phantom Planet/Transcript

	The screen fades in to show the Fenton Works, then zooms out to show the planet Earth. The screen continues to zoom out, and a orange flag that reads, "Nickelodeon presents", appears planted on a blue planet with many craters on its surface (the Moon). A red planet (Mars) and a meteor (possibly Comet Encke) appear. The meteor zooms past the planet and whizzes past the screen. In the tail of the meteor, black words edged with white appear, reading "Danny Phantom in". The words then diminish into the distance, and we see a striped orange planet (Jupiter). Another meteor (possibly 944 Hidalgo) zooms past again, between Jupiter and the screen. Once again, words appear in the tail of the meteor, only this time they are white, and the read "Phantom Planet". The words disappear behind a yellow and brown planet, Saturn. Zoom in to Saturn's rings, where we see a satellite with the letter V on it. Zoom out again to show a green, glowing asteroid with a skull on it. Zoom in further to green glowing pebbles on the asteroid's surface. A robot probe picks a pebble up and places it in a capsule. It then rises up and flies to the satellite. A door opens up and it enters. The capsule is placed on a dashboard, where it is analyzed.
Maddie Hologram #1	Analysis Conclusive! Asteroid composed entirely of unique anti-ghost element, Ecto-ranium! Negative effects of which can only be felt by ghosts.
Maddie Hologram #2	It would be most effective in making anti-ghost weapons and to ease Masters' takeover of the Ghost Zone.
Maddie Hologram #1	And I shall be the one to tell him the good news!
Maddie Hologram #2	No, I shall!
Maddie Hologram #1	I shall!
Maddie Hologram #2	Your resolution is much too low and your bandwidth is far too large!
Maddie Hologram #1	Why, you HOLOGRAPHIC-!
	Maddie #1 jumps on Maddie #2 and a fight ensues.  Cut to outer space. A ghost portal appears and Vlad flies out of it holding the Infi-map.
Vlad	What a glorious morning. Defeating Frostbite and pilfering the all powerful Infi-map. If this keeps up, I should be ruling the galaxy by lunch.
	Tucker shoots Vlad's space helmet, using the Specter Speeder.
Danny	Kitchen's closed, Plasmius! Give us back the map! [Tucker shoots Vlad again.]
Vlad	Ahh!
	Danny pulls a lever that closes a door between him and Sam and Tucker.
Danny	Let's rock!
Sam	3... 2... 1... Punch it!
	Sam hits a button that opens the door which Danny flies out of, wearing a space helmet. Vlad fires ectoplasmic beams at Danny several times.
Danny	I know you're a lost guy, Vlad, but no map is going to help you find your way. You need therapy for that.
	Danny shoots a ecto beam at Vlad, Vlad blocks it with a ecto shield. The ecto beam bounces of the shield and hits a meteor near him.
Vlad	Uhh...
	Danny creates a giant snow ball and throws it at Vlad. The snow ball freezes Vlad. Danny turns intangible and reaches through the ice and grabs the Infi-map.
Danny	Seriously, dude.
	Tucker drives the Specter Speeder through Danny, and he stopped once Danny was in the back. Danny sticks his head through the door.
Danny	Therapy.
	The Specter Speeder takes off. Vlad breaks the ice off, freeing himself. Vlad chases the Specter Speeder and shoots ecto beams at it. His beams hit his satellite. One of them hits a fuel tank, causing a fire.
Vlad	The fusion reactor! If the flames reach it, it will explode!
	Vlad goes intangible and flies into the satellite. He phases in to a space ship, similar to the Specter Speeder.
Vlad	Taking my map, destroying my satellite, mocking my mental health, it's time I finally finished of Danny Phantom once and for all.
	Vlad takes off and his satellite explodes. The blast wave moves an asteroid out of place, and the asteroid is headed to Earth . Screen fades to black.
	We open on a billboard on the rooftop of a building. It's title read: "Amity Park". Below that are the words: "It's safe here!". Pan left to show the trio on the sidewalk below, with each of their hands on either backpack strap.
Sam	Ah, home sweet home. [Cut to a close-up of the three adolescents.] Nothing like good ol' solid terra firma.
	Zoom in even closer to only show Danny and Sam.
Danny	I thought you liked being in space, Sam. [Zoom in some more to just show Danny's head.] All that infinite darkness everywhere.
	Cut to Sam.
Sam	Yeah. Well, I like my darkness with a little more oxygen and a lot less asteroids.
	Cut to a view of just Danny and Tucker.
Tucker	Still, it's cool we were able to help out Frostbite. [Cut to a view that also excluded Danny, leaving just Tucker on the camera. He holds up the Infi-map which glows with a light blue aura.] I bet he'll be glad to get his map back.
	Cut to just Danny.
Danny	Yeah. We'll return it to him as soon as we can. But right now, though, I'm with Sam. [Cut to a frontal view of the three teenagers walked down the sidewalk toward the camera.] It's good to be back to where things are normal. [The trio is interrupted by the sound of a familiar voice on a megaphone. A voice they all knew meant total humiliation.]
Jack	[On megaphone] Attention, Amity Park! [Cut to the street outlined by the group's sidewalk. Jack drives onto it in the RV and witlessly wrecks everything he sees as he drives. The first thing we see him wreck is a purple car.] The Fentons are on patrol! [Cut to a close-up on the windshield, revealing Jack in the driver seat as he uses the RV megaphones to make sure everyone hears him loud and clear.] Rest assured--
	Zoom out to show the rest of the windshield along with the rest of the front of the RV. Maddie is in the passenger seat, with a serious look on her face as if nothing idiotic is happening.
Jack	--the streets are safe! [Jack finally makes a mistake due to being in such a hurry. The RV loses control and starts skidding. It slips to the right and rams a yellow fire hydrant on the sidewalk. It only leaks at the bottom for a few seconds but then pressure built up to the point where the hydrant is blasted into the air by the water, and now there is a geyser where it was.] Uh, city water supply A-Okay.
	Cut to the trio.
Tucker	Yep, normal.
	Danny's ghost sense goes off, alerting the three. They turn to their left.
	Cut to a store with it's title shown on the front, just above the doors. It read: "ELECTRONICS" and above the "S" was a star with the head of a stick figure wearing a purple cap. The doors blew up and behind the smoke was the shadow of a familiar ghost and the shadows of some electronic devices hovering with him.
Technus	[Giving his signature evil laugh before the smoke moves out of his way confirming it was him.] Nothing like a lazy day of shopping,-- [He holds up his shopping bag.] --lattes-- [He lowers his shopping bag back down and then holds up the latte.] -- and terrorizing minimum-wage workers. [Zoom out to show Technus hovering on the customer side of the cashier counter. The cashier, of course, was on the employee side and was cowering at Technus. The scientific specter then put his head closer to the cashier.] Boo. [The cashier screamed like a girl as he ran away in fear.]
	Cut to Danny back at the sidewalk.
Danny	I'm going ghost! [Danny runs into an alley. The camera stays at a view just outside the alley, and a silhouette of him going ghost is shown. Right afterwards, Danny Phantom flew out of the alley with a ghostly tail.]
	Cut to a column of boxes containing some of the store's merchandise. Technus's hand moved onscreen and grabbed some DVD cases.
Technus	Well, look on the bright side. [Zoom out to show the rest of Technus, who is looming above the cashier who came back to the currently-being-haunted place for some reason.] At least I'm not downloading them illegally. [Danny came onscreen from behind Technus and punched the latter offscreen.]
Danny	Next register, Cyber-jerk!
	Cut to 3 rows of windows near the top of the store. Technus crashed through the 2nd column of them as 3 computer monitors and a keyboard followed him.
	Cut to a car parked at the sidewalk. Technus's fall was broken from it, and the 3 computers & keyboard landed next to him. 2 of the computers are now shown to have their screen completely busted through.
	Technus gets up. He blasts a blue electro-blast offscreen. Cut to the car, which is hit by the blast. The car stands up on its trunk, with hood & windshield facing upward.
	Cut back to Technus. Now he is Electro-telekinetically lifting his computer part's in the air as they and his hands glowed light blue. There is now also a hard drive among those parts. He pushed them offscreen.
	Once again, camera looks at the car. Computer parts began to stack on it. Once all the latter were on the former, the car & computer parts are overcome by an outburst of white and black as an explosion sound is heard. The camera fades back to a view of the car's spot. There was no car. Instead, a golden robotic foot with a wheel came onscreen.
	Cut to what is probably not 5 feet away from that. There was the other foot, which actually had two wheels and suggested that the other foot only appeared to have one wheel because of the camera's view of it.
	Cut to a purple action background. A matching robotic hand moved to the foreground and clenched it's fist.
	Cut to the hole that was blown into the windows. Danny moved into it and looked forward.
Technus VO	Behold, Ghost child!
	Cut to outside. Technus leaned in.
Technus	The perfect combination of technology, past AND present! [He made the "Give it up for..." gesture to whatever was offscreen to the right.]
	Cut to exactly that. In front of a dark blue action background stood a robot made from the once normal car. Tires for heels, clavicle, and back. Hood for chest. Doors for shoulder blades. The head & abdominal area looked very identical to the former & latter of Technus's Attack of the Killer Garage Sale form. Whatever car parts made up everything else is unclear.
Technus VO	The Car-Puter!
	The action background fades away to show the Car-Puter standing in the middle of the road. Technus tilted onscreen.
Technus	"It will drive you... to your DOOM!" [Upon finishing this slogan, he once again did his usual battle laugh.]
	Cut to Danny, who still had a look of determination as he flew with ghostly tail towards the Car-Puter.
	Cut to the Car-Puter, who opened it's hood and the engine came flying out while remaining tethered by wires.
	Alarmed by this, Danny halted in the air. Failing to make a move to counter this, the engine rammed the halfa and knocked the latter offscreen. The Car-Puter then retracted the engine.
Danny	[Hitting a building wall then sliding down to the sidewalk.] Great. My first car accident and I'm not even driving yet!
	Cut to the Car-Puter. Turning, it's heel-wheels start spinning. It held it's ground so that the potential for speed could build up in the wheels, causing blue sparks to flare behind the latter. The Car-Puter released, and sped offscreen. Smoke was left behind. Danny moved onscreen, the former silhouetting him.
Danny	Hey! [But he found himself too busy gagging to keep smoke out of his lungs as the latter began spreading away from him. By the time his body would let him stop...] Tucker! [Zoom in on his face.] Sam!
	Camera cuts to a view that partially shows the Car-Puter on the right side of the screen. It was heading straight towards none other than the two kids whose names Danny just shouted! The Car-Puter may not have the lethal ramming shape of a normal car, but at this speed it could still shatter their tiny bones like a rock shatters a window!
	Tucker and Sam cried out, cowering at their incoming victimization to a car crash.
	Cut to a sort-of-behind-them view. They cross their arms over their head, bracing for impact. However, just before they are turned into roadkill, the Car-Puter stopped dead in it's tracks. It's heel-wheels were still spinning, but somehow they no longer moved it forward.
	Cut to a couple action backgrounds, left one is blue and right one is pink. They were divided only by a slanted line with no color of it's own. In the middle, the slant is uneven and gives the pink background more of the screen than the blue background. Danny moved into the blue, and Technus claimed the pink.
Danny & Technus simultaneously	Huh?
	Cut back to the previous scene, exactly the way it was. Except, Sam and Tucker had their arms back down and were looking up at the Car-Puter, confused. And the Car-Puter is now shown to be held back by a rope around it's leg. Pan right to show Masters' Blasters. Thrash had the gun that the rope was launched from.
Thrash	Yo, I got it Vid!
Vid	Awesome Thrash! Take it Download.
	Download sucks in the Carputer in his portable thermos.
Download	Downloaded. Shaw.
Sam	Uh, who are those guys?
Tucker	I don't know, but those are the coolest jumpsuits I've ever seen! [Camera pulls out to show Danny glaring at Tucker] Uh, except yours, of course. Black is very slimming.
Technus	Adolescents! How dare you? [Vid fires 2 discs at him] And another thing, the high tech look is my bit! [The discs zap Technus and Download captures him]
Download	Ghost guy gone, area's safe. Have a righteous day.
Masters' Blasters	Masters' Blasters stop disasters!
	Vid raises her hi-tech watch and pushes a button on it, and projects a hologram. An image of  Mayor Vlad appears.
Vlad	Greetings, citizens. I hope you've enjoyed this presentation of Amity Park's newest teen ghost fighting team, Masters' Blasters.
Danny, Tucker, and Sam	Masters' Blasters?
Vlad	As mayor, I provided city funding for this top notch troop. Equipped with the latest teen technology, they're going to stop ghosts and succeed where Danny Phantom has so obviously failed.
Sam	Teen ghost fighters?
Tucker	Teen technology?
Danny	Where Danny Phantom has so obviously failed?
Vlad	My plan is very simple, out with the old and in with the new! And the old should give up now now if he knows what's good for him.
Danny	If Vlad's funding them, then they're definitely up to something.
Sam	Hmm, they can't fight ghosts if there are no ghosts to fight, right?
Danny and Tucker	Uh, right.
Sam	So you just fight ghosts like crazy.
Tucker	Yeah, remind everyone in this town how there's no better ghost fighter than Danny Phantom.
Danny	You're right. I'll just show 'em who's boss around here. Buckle up guys, Operation: Danny Phantom Rocks is about to begin!
	A montage of ghost attacks. Undergrowth attacks, sending thorns at Danny Phantom. Initially it appears to do nothing, but Danny's jumpsuit falls off, shredded to pieces, revealing white boxer shorts with red polka dots. Masters' Blasters cuts through Undergrowth's trunk with a buzz saw vehicle and suck him into a containment device. Newspaper headline from Amity Park Journal: BLASTERS MULCH PLANT GHOST. DANNY PHANTOM WEARS BOXERS. Next is Prince Aragon in dragon form who whacks Danny so hard with his tail that his jumpsuit is blown off, revealing his briefs. Masters' Blasters captures Aragon in a net and contain him. Newspaper headline from Amity Park Angle: BLASTERS SNARE DRAGON. DANNY PHANTOM HAS FLORIDA SHAPED BIRTHMARK. Finally Vortex is terrorizing a trailer park. Danny attempts to throw an ectoblast but Vortex harmlessly bats it away. He sends a bolt of lighting to strike Danny, frying away his jumpsuit and revealing his briefs again. Masters' Blasters flies in with a jet and reflects Vortex's blast back at him, shrinking him enough to be able to capture him. Amity Park News headline: BLASTERS STOP STORM. Amity Park Chronicle: DANNY PHANTOM: NAKED NUISANCE? Cut to a victory parade in celebration of Masters' Blasters, with balloons and a crowd lining the streets. Masters' Blasters fly down the street with Vlad at the front. The three teens throw action figures of themselves at the cheering crowd. Tucker, Sam, and Danny are sitting on a step behind the crowd looking at newspapers.
Tucker	Hmm, 3 news photos of you in your underwear, 9 more and you can have your own calendar.
Danny	This is serious, Tucker. As far as this town is concerned, Vlad's goons have totally replaced Danny Phantom.
Woman	Did you say Danny Phantom? He's wonderful!
Boy	He's my hero!
	Masters' Blasters pass and throw a toy to the boy, who tosses his Danny Phantom action figure away.
Woman	But he's yesterday's news! Masters' Blasters gave us cool stuff!
Boy	Masters' Blasters stop disasters!
Sam	Cheer up, Danny. All you have to do is make everyone see you for the hero we know you are.
Tucker	You can do it, dude. And try a cool slogan. "Danny Phantom stops..." uh, nothing rhymes with "Phantom"
	The crowd screams
Danny	Keep working on that. I'm goin' ghost! Haha. Check this out, everyone. There's not a ghost anywhere that can stand up to Danny Phantom, the original teen ghost fighter!
	Danny blasts a hole in a ghost-shaped parade float, which almost falls on Sam and Tucker, stopped only by Masters' Blasters.
Vlad	Yes, as you can see, Amity Park is in much cooler, safer hands, thanks to Masters' Blasters.
	At Fenton Works. Jack, Maddie, Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz are in the lab.
Jack	I always knew that Phantom kid was a menace! Not only did he nearly kill Sam and Tucker, but he destroyed a perfectly good parade balloon and that's just plain un-American.
Jazz	But, Dad. It was just an accident. I for one am glad there's someone out there protecting us.
	Jazz winks at Danny but he looks depressed.
Jack	Me, too. And they're called Masters' Blasters. Vladdie's team has style, guts, acne, and they're humans, plus they gave my this zippity-keen-o poster.
	A poster with Masters' Blasters and the scribbled note: "To the old guy in the orange suit. Stop bothering us!!!"
Tucker	Why are your folks messing with the Fenton Portal?
Jazz	Dad's breaking it down to stage one so he can update the software. He says this way, He'll be able to catch ghosts and download songs faster.
Tucker	Isn't science awesome?
Sam	It kinda looks the same way it did when you first got your ghost powers, Danny.
Danny	Can we stop talking about my powers, please? They're causing me nothing but problems, lately. I'm starting to think that maybe we'd all be better off without 'em.
Jack	Okay, that's enough for today. Come on Maddie, I'll let you rub my feet and remember, I have bunions.
Maddie	[Nervously chuckles] Thank goodness I'm wearing gloves.
Danny	This thing gave me my powers. I wonder if it could--
Jazz	Danny, what are you thinking?
Danny	Name one good reason why I should keep my powers.
Tucker	You're the target of hundreds of evil ghosts. Oh, wait, that's a bad one. I'll go back to rhyming "Phantom".
Sam	Danny, think of all the good you've done and our doing. If you took your powers away now--
	The doorbell rings and Maddie and Jack answer it. Outside are Masters' Blasters, looking serious.
Jack	Hey, Masters' Blasters, remember me? The old orange guy, I --
	Masters' Blasters trap Maddie and Jack in a net against the wall.
Vid	Jack and Madeline Fenton, our readings indicate an ectoplasmic entity on the premises.
Download	By order of the mayor, you're both under arrest for harboring a ghost.
Danny	That does it! I'm goin' ghost! Can't catch ghosts anymore, almost hurt my friends.
	Danny turns into Danny Phantom and flies down to his basement. He starts powering up the portal.
	Now my parents are arrested because of me?
	The portal starts up and he steps inside.
Jazz	Danny, stop. This isn't the way.
Sam	You're a hero, Danny. We can talk about this.
Tucker	Don't do it, dude. We'll find something that rhymes with "Phantom".
Danny	Sorry, guys. [Pushes a button in the portal]
	Danny pushes the button in the portal. It electrifies him. He screams and the ectoplasm is removed from his DNA. The portal shorts out and Danny steps out in his human state with a white streak in his hair. Tucker, Sam and Jazz pull him away from the portal and it explodes.
Sam	Danny, can you hear me? How do you feel?
Danny	Human.
	[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Sam	Danny. Danny, can you hear me?
Tucker	Did he just do what I think he just did?
Jazz	You mean step back into the Fenton Portal, remove his ghost powers and revert his DNA profile back to that of a normal human?
Tucker	I was gonna say go un-ghost, but that works too.
Vid	Greetings, dudes. We're here to, like, police the premises for signs of any spectral activity.
Download	Just go about your business. We're not even here.
	[They scan for ghosts and they find nothing]
Thrash	Place is clean. No ectos.
Download	[Signs Tucker's hat]There you go, dude. And remember, your mayor, who watches constantly, loves you.
Danny	[Wakes up] Wha- what happened? Did it work?
Tucker	You didn't register on the blasters' scanners.
Danny	So that means... I'm goin ghost! [Nothing happens] I said goin' ghost. [Still nothing] Haha. It worked! I don't have my ghost powers anymore! I'm normal again. Isn't that awesome?
Sam	Yeah.
Tucker	Great
Jazz	Thrilling
Danny	Oh, come on, you guys, don't you realize what this means?
Sam	Yeah, that you're just an average, every day not special human again.
Danny	Oh, come on, Sam. think of how great this is gonna be. I won't have to fight ghosts anymore. Now we can all just be normal teenagers and hang out as much as we want.
Sam	Yeah. Normal rocks.
Tucker	Hey, if it's what you wanted, then I'm glad for you, man.
Danny	It is, thanks.
Tucker	Looks like we'll have to find other things to occupy our time, huh?
Danny	Looks like.
Tucker	There's this new Masters' Blasters video game we can play. It's cool. You hunt ghosts. See ya.
Jazz	I really can't believe you did that. It feels like a lost a good friend. Someone I was just starting to get to know.
Danny	Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom's not needed anymore. From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid from a nice, normal family. Now let's go get Mom & Dad out of jail.
	[Cut to City Hall]
Maddie	Thanks for getting us out of jail, kids. I knew there must have been some sort of mistake.
Jack	I was never worried. I was this close to tunneling us out of there with my trusty ice cream spoon, but then they served ice cream, so, well... you know.
Maddie	By the way Danny, I think it's cute what you've done to your hair.
Jack	Yeah. Kinda reminds me of the band I was in back in the 80s. The Skunk Punks.
Danny	The Skunk Punks Stink?
Jack	Yeah we walked right into that one.
Danny	Um, you guys head on home. It's such a nice normal day that I thought I'd kinda walk around and be, you know, normal.
Maddie	Alright. Just be normally careful. Buy bye.
Danny	Don't worry. I plan on being careful for a long, long time.
	Montage of Danny living a normal life while the Masters Blasters deal with ghosts.
Lance Thunder	And it's been another busy day for Mayor Master's Masters' Blasters, who are now charging a small fee to cover their growing expenses.
Vlad	Yes, quality ghost fighting is getting very expensive these days. Time, equipment, storage, it all adds up. And since that cowardly Danny Phantom disappeared, not that he ever was helpful, there's no one else in town to assist us. Oh there are certainly a few crack pots out there, who think they have what it takes, but they only get in our way. It seems that when it comes to fighting ghosts we're the only game in town. And I do so love games. [laughs maniacally] I-I mean...have a nice day.
Danny	Ah this is the life. Just sitting around, not fighting ghosts with my totally ordinary pals. Could you pass me a corndog? Sam. Wait! There's no reason to get mad the corndogs are made of tofu.
Sam	I'm not mad about corndogs. You're not you anymore. You're just a normal kid. And a selfish one at that.
Danny	How am I selfish? Because I don't want to endanger the people I care about the most?
Sam	Danny don't you get it? Your powers gave you a chance to change things. A chance that no one else had, and I was thrilled to help you. But now you're just one of the crowd again.
Danny	What's wrong with that?
Sam	Everything. You got to fight ghosts after school while other kids fought acne. And you don't seem to care what you gave up.
Danny	I care. I just care about you and my family more.
Sam	When you had your powers I knew that this town was protected from evil. But now, who knows where we're headed. I'll always be your friend Danny, and I'll always be there for you. But I can't live life just sitting on the sidelines. I'm surprised you think you can.
Danny	Blech. Tofu.
Lunch Lady Ghost	How dare they serve veggie burgers today?! And how dare you students eat them?!
Dash	Aaah! Somebody help!
Danny	No more sitting on the sidelines. Hang on Dash-
Masters' Blasters	Masters' Blasters stop disasters.
Vid	Chill dude.
Dash	What's with you, Fenton? Who do you think you are? Danny Phantom. You guys are the coolest ghost fighters ever.
Download	Thanks dude. That'll be three hundred bucks.
Danny	I'm going ghost! [echoes in the portal]
Maddie	There, there dear. So the ghost portal exploded. It's not the end of the world. You can always make another one.
Jack	I don't want another one. That portal and I have been through a lot together. And all because I wanted to download music faster. Oh curse me. And my impatience.
Lance Thunder	We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news from the universal observatory.
Scientist 1	Earlier today our stellar readings indicated that a massive asteroid is hurdling across the solar system.
Scientist 2	Where its trajectory will send it crashing directly into the Earth.
Scientist 1	If immediate action is not taken our entire planet will be completely destroyed.
Scientist 2	We estimate we have one week before impact.
Scientist 1	The fate of the human race is at stake. One week. Use it wisely.
Shelley Makamoto	News of the approaching asteroid, which some are now calling the Disasteroid, circulates around the globe. Countries are combining their greatest technologies to stop the oncoming threat. Sadly it appear that our best may not be good enough. And speaking of not good enough, let's go live to Fenton Works.
Lance Thunder	Thanks, Shelly. I'm here ringside where a privately funded mission to stop the Disasteroid is underway.
Danny	I can't believe I'm just sitting here at a computer console when I should be out there stopping this. And I really can't believe we have to do this with him.
Jazz	We would have never been able to get this mission up and running so fast if he hadn't paid for everything. So at least until the world is saved, chill.
Lance	How's it going young man?
Danny	Uh. My dad Jack Fenton is piloting our new--
Vlad	--My new.
Danny	Fenton Rocket. And is on his way to destroy the asteroid.
Lance	He looks very serious about his mission.
Jack	You'd be serious too if you had to eat this freaky astronaut food. Freeze dried yam smelt surprise. What the heck is that?
Lance	With me now is Amity Park's mayor Vlad Masters. I understand you've sent in your own team of experts.
Vlad	Oh yes. Seeing as the world is in jeopardy, I felt that the Masters' Blasters presence was an absolute necessity. Plus, think of how well their action figures will sell.
Danny	Dad. Mission status?
Jack	Reading seismic drill charges. Now!
Danny	Detonation in three. Two. One.
	Everyone cheers.
Jack	Ha! I knew we could do it. There isn't a rock anywhere that could outsmart Jack Fenton.
Download	That's the Disasteroid. You had us blow up the wrong one, you idiot.
Jack	But I-I couldn't have. Vladdie punches in the asteroid's coordinates for me. Yam smelt surprise?
Maddie	That…that was our last chance.
Vlad	Oops. Looks like I set the wrong coordinates. Silly me. You know how bad I can be with computers. Looks like your father has failed once again, and when I time needs a hero the most.
Danny	At least he tried, Vlad. What have you done except send others to do your work for you?
Vlad	And where are you Danny Phantom? It looks like my plan to shame you into hiding was even more effective than I could have hoped.
	Danny and Vlad growl, He tries to punch Vlad but fails.
Shelly	I'm just getting word that scientists now know that the Disasteroid originated from the rings of Saturn two weeks ago.
Danny	Saturn? Your satellite exploded. That's what moved the asteroid. You're the one who caused this catastrophe.
Vlad	Defeating you was just the first act of my little show. Get ready for act two.
Sam	Tell me again, why are we here?
Danny	Because we've got to see what Vlad's up to. He says he's got new that will impact the entire world.
Vlad	Citizens of the Earth. I have news that will impact the entire world. Though every attempt at destroying the Disasteroid has failed, I come to you today offering an alternative solution. One I think you will find most surprising.
Danny	No!
Jack	I did not see that coming.
Vlad	Yes, though I use my human half to walk among you, it is obvious that I am a far superior creature.
Shelly	Who are you?
Vlad	Though the world has come to know me as Vlad Masters billionaire mayor of Amity Park, I prefer you call me by my chosen slightly more evil name…Vlad Plasmius.
Maddie	Vlad's a ghost?
Vlad	I have a proposition to make. The nations of the world must agree unanimously to pay be five hundred billion dollars and make me absolute ruler. In return I shall use my ghost powers
Reporter	To destroy the Disasteroid?
Vlad	No. To turn it intangible.
Maddie	Evil. But ingenious. That way it'll just pass harmlessly through the Earth.
Vlad	It's your choice world. Be destroyed or me saved. Oh, and ruled by me. I eagerly await your decision.
Jazz	What happens now?
Danny	Looks like we either change the name of the Earth to Vladsylvania, or I somehow figure a way out of this mess.
Vlad	And that concludes act two of what I like to call one nation under Vlad. On to the finale.
Jack	How could you hold the world hostage like that Vladdie? And after the good fortune you've had in your life.
Vlad	Good fortune?! You infect me with ghost DNA then steal the love of my life and you call that good fortune?
Jack	I infected you? You mean…
Vlad	Yes fool. It was your bumbling that made me what I am today. But, I suppose I should be saying thank you. For without you I wouldn't be moments away from becoming ruler of the Earth.
Jack	I never meant to hurt you. What happened was an accident. I'm your friend, Vladdie. I've always been your friend. I even voted for you!
Vlad	I'll remember that when I steal Maddie from you and make her my queen.
Maddie hologram	Asteroid contact in five hundred meters oh future ruler of the Earth.
Vlad	Ah. No. No. No! What is the meaning of this?
Maddie hologram	Asteroid composed entirely of the unique anti-ghost element ecto-ranium. Ecto-ranium. Ecto-ranium.
Vlad	Ecto-ranium? Then I can never touch it. No ghost can. That means…the Earth is doomed. And even if it wasn't I could never go back. I've revealed…my true self. I'll be forever hunted. Jack, you have to help me. You wouldn't turn your back on an old friend, would you?
Jack	An old friend? No. You? Yes.
Vlad	Jack!
Tucker	What are we gonna do?
Danny	What if we don't make the asteroid intangible?
Tucker	Then it would obliterate the Earth
Danny	Not if we made the Earth intangible.
Sam	The whole Earth? Intangible? Are you kidding?
Tucker	Yeah you'd need like a bazillion ghosts to do that.
Danny	Behold…the addresses of a bazillion ghosts.
Sam	Now that's the Danny I know. So much for sitting on the sidelines, huh?
Tucker	But how are we going to get into the Ghost Zone? Your portal is ruined and we're never gonna get near Vlad's place now that everyone knows who he really is.
Danny	I've got it covered. Come on. The Infi-map can lead us into any entrance into the Ghost Zone anywhere on the Earth. And according to the map one's about to open right here.
Tucker	Now I know how my chili fries feel.
Jazz	I-I don't believe--
Danny	Believe it Jazz. Welcome to the Ghost Zone. Sort of a Ghosts R' Us.
Tucker	But all the shelves are empty. Where the heck is everybody?
Jazz	What's going on?
Skulker	Foolish of you to come here in your human form ghost child. Seeking refuge in the Ghost Zone like all the others?
Danny	What others?
Skulker	All these ghosts! They returned here because you humans put your world in danger. Now the Ghost Zone is bursting at the seams.
Tucker	But it's the flip side of our world. If the Earth gets destroyed, the Ghost Zone goes, too.
Danny	You guys get into the escape pod.
Sam	But Danny…
Tucker	Activate cloaking.
Skulker	It's not enough you destroy your own world, now you have to destroy ours, too?
Danny	Wait. You don't under--
Skulker	Fire!
Danny	You just made a big mistake. Well gang, there's good news and bad news. Good news my powers are back. Bad news…my powers are back!
Sam	Danny! It's you! Well, it was always you, but…
Danny	I know what you mean Sam. Thanks.
Jazz	Those ghosts are going to come back and something tells me they're not gonna be too happy about helping us.
Danny	You're right. We better get out of here until we've got this thing figured out.
Tucker	If we went into the billboard's mouth I don't wanna know where we're coming out.
Lance	Danny Phantom is back. After a strange absence the teen ghost fighter has returned with a message for the world.
Danny	Uh, hello there. I have a plan that could save us all from the asteroid. And this one is absolutely free. How great is that?
Lady	If ghosts can't touch the asteroid, then how are you gonna stop it?
Danny	Because we're not gonna turn the asteroid intangible, we're gonna turn the Earth intangible.
Tucker	Ahem. Ladies, gentlemen, various nations and stuff. My name is Tucker Foley and I…am a Techno Geek.
Nerds	[Giving the Vulcan salute] Hi Tucker!
Tucker	[Vulcan salute] Dudes. The new plan is very simple. With a strong enough ghostly power source and a big enough transfer device, we can send the ghost intangibility across the entire planet. This way the Disasteroid will pass harmlessly through.
Danny	That's the plan. Who's with us?
	Everyone cheers.
Mr. Lancer	They never put that much effort into their school work.
Danny	Tucker Foley will lead the construction team in building the transfer device while Jack and Maddie Fenton's team will spread the transfer cables across the globe. If we all come together, not as separate nations but as one world, we can do this.
Sam	Not bad, huh? Now all we need is a massive ghost power source. You sure you don't want us to go with you?
Danny	I'm sure. I can move faster on my own. By the way, where do mom and dad think Danny Fenton is right now anyway.
Jazz	With them. I redressed the Tuckbot 9000 to look and act like you. They'll never know the difference.
Jack	Nothing like saving the world with your old man, eh Danny?
Tuckbot 9000	Comment does not compute.
Jack	Your voice is changing already? Man they grow up so fast.
Danny	Gotta go. According to the map a portal is gonna open up over the pole any minute now.
Jazz	See ya back here soon little brother. And thanks.
Sam	It's the ring you were gonna give Valerie. You asked me to hold it, remember? Something tells me it was really meant for me. Take it with you, but promise to bring it back. If you promise, then…then I know I'll see you again.
Danny	I-if we make it through this.
Sam	When we make it through this.
Danny	Right. When we make it through this. I have a few things I need to talk to you about.
Sam	I think I'd be willing to listen. And no matter how this thing ends, this whole ride we've been on together, I wouldn't change it for the world. Not one bit.
Danny	Me neither. I--. Wow. Remind me to save the world more often.
Sam	Go.
Danny	Right on cue. Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. One ghost power source coming up. Okay. One down. Ninety six bazillion to go. Awesome! I think this is gonna work.
Fenton jet voice	Auto eject.
Danny	What?
Skulker	We warned you once, ghost brat.
Danny	Wait let me explain. Our worlds are linked. If mine goes yours goes, too. I have a plan. Look, I know you hate my world and wouldn't lift a finger to help it, but I thought you might care about saving your own.
Tucker	He's coming back!
Jazz	Danny. No.
Sam	He…he can't be.
Tucker	It's coming!
Jack	Listen, I just want you all to know that…I love you. And I'm so proud of each and every one of you for trying your best.
Jazz	We love you too, dad.
Maddie	At least we're all together.
Jazz	I…oh mom. There's something you need to know.
Maddie	[gasps] A robot? Where's Danny? Jasmine where's your brother? Jack, where's Danny?
Sam	Look! The portal!
Danny	I still can't believe you guys agreed to help me. Looks like there is a heart under all cyber armor.
Skulker	Don't get too sentimental. We're not here to save you, we're here to save us.
Danny	Let's just get this party started. Tucker. How. Much. Longer?
Tucker	Now!
Danny	Where's the asteroid?
Tucker	Phew.
Sam	Awesome.
Jazz	Nice job, little brother. Or should I say…hero.
Danny	I don't know what to say other than, thanks Skulker.
Skulker	Don't get too mushy on us, ghost child. Remember, I'll never stop hunting you. And now that you've saved your world, you're a much more valuable prize.
Jack	Nice job, Danny. Or should we say, Danny...
Danny	What? Uh. Sorry citizens, but I have no idea what you're talking about.
Maddie	Isn't there something you wanna tell us?
Jazz	It's okay, Danny. They know.
Tucker	Citizens of Amity Park and of the world. As the youngest mayor in Amity Park history, it's my great honor to present this commemorative statue honoring the hero who bravely saved us all, Danny Phantom. An exact duplicate of this statue stands proudly in the capital of every nation of the world. And each will stand for as long as we have our world, because thanks to Danny Phantom, we still have one.
Maddie	I still wonder how Danny was able to fool us for so long.
Jack	Good question, but I gotta admit, he was good. After all, it's nearly impossible to fool me. Isn't that right, Danny?
Tuckbot 9000	Affirmative, father.
Jack	That's my boy.
Tucker	Where the heck are Danny and Sam?
Jazz	I don't know. He said he had some unfinished business to attend to.
Sam	I can't believe you didn't want to attend your own ceremony.
Danny	Eh, you know me. I kinda like sitting on the sidelines sometimes.
Sam	And your folks are cool with knowing your secret identity?
Danny	Yeah. The time for secrets is over. The world is safe, time for new beginnings. My dad says he even wants me to team up with him now. Says I can be his sidekick.
Sam	You're a big star now. Probably the biggest in the world.
Danny	Yeah. It's weird, huh?
Sam	You'll probably get pretty busy.
Danny	What else is new?
Sam	And I probably won't see much of you anymore.
Danny	Oh, I wouldn't count on that. Sam, I could never have done any of this without you. And I don't care what's coming next I just hope that whatever it is, you're there to share it with me.
Sam	I will be. I just have to warn you, I'm no push over you know. I still have my own way of doing things.
Danny	That's what I'm counting on.
Vlad	Actually, being a free roaming space nomad isn't half bad. At least it's quiet and I--
Danny	What do you say, wanna go for a ride? See where the future takes us?
Sam	Why not? Cool statue. Personally I would have made it out of recycled materials but, you know, that's just me.
	End of episode and the TV series.