S03e11 weak in the knees
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The screen fades in to show the Fenton Works, then zoom out to show the planet earth. The screen continues to zoom out, and a orange flag that reads, "Nickelodeon presents", appears planted on a blue planet with many craters on its surface (the Moon). A red planet (Mars) and a meteor (possibly Comet Encke) appear. The meteor zooms past the planet and whizzes past the screen. In the tail of the meteor, black words edged with white appear, reading "Danny Phantom in". The words then diminish into the distance, and we see a striped orange planet (Jupiter). Another meteor (possibly 944 Hidalgo) zooms past again, between Jupiter and the screen. Once again, words appear in the tail of the meteor, only this time they are white, and the read "Phantom Planet". The words disappear behind a yellow and brown planet, Saturn. Zoom in to Saturn's rings, where we see a satellite with the letter V on it, Vlad's Satellite. Zoom out again to show a green, glowing asteroid with a skull on it. Zoom in further to green glowing pebbles on the asteroid's surface. A robot probe picks a pebble up and places it in a capsule. It then rises up and flies to the satellite. A door opens up and it enters. The capsule is placed on a dashboard, where it is analysed.
Maddie Hologram #1 Analysis Conclusive! Asteroid composed entirely of unique anti-ghost element, Ecto-ranium! Negative effects of which can only be felt by ghosts.
Maddie Hologram #2 It would be most effective in making anti-ghost weapons and to ease Masters' takeover of the Ghost Zone.
Maddie Hologram #1 And I shall be the one to tell him the good news!
Maddie Hologram #2 No, I shall!
Maddie Hologram #1 I shall!
Maddie Hologram #2 Your resolution is much too low and your bandwidth is far too large!
Maddie Hologram #1 [Gasps. Glares] Why, you HOLOGRAPHIC-! [She jumps on the other and a cat-fight ensues.]
Cut to outer space. A ghost portal appears and Vlad flies out of it holding the Infi-map.
Vlad What a glorious morning. Defeating Frostbite and pilfering the all powerful Infi-map. If this keeps up I should be ruling the galaxy by lunch.
Tucker shoots Vlad's space helmet, using the Specter Speeder.
Danny Kitchen's closed, Plasmuis! Give us back the map! [Tucker shoots Vlad again.]
Vlad Ahh!
Danny pulls a lever that closes a door between him and Sam and Tucker.
Danny Let's rock!
Sam 3... 2... 1... Punch it!
Sam hits a button that opens the door which Danny flies out of, wearing a space helmet. Vlad fires ectoplasmic beams at Danny several times.
Danny I know you're a lost guy, Vlad, but no map is going to help you find your way. You need therapy for that.
Danny shoots a ecto beam at Vlad, Vlad blocks it with a ecto shield. The ecto beam bounces of the shield and hits a meteor near him.
Vlad Uhh...
Danny creates a giant snow ball and throws it at Vlad. The snow ball freezes Vlad. Danny turns intangible and reaches through the ice and grabs the Infi-map.
Danny Seriously Dude.
Tucker drives the Specter Speeder through Danny, and he stopped once Danny was in the back. Danny sticks his head through the door.
Danny Therapy.
The Specter Speeder takes off. Vlad breaks the ice off, freeing himself. Vlad chases the Specter Speeder and shoots ecto beams at it. His beams hit his satellite. One of them hits a fuel tank, causing a fire.
Vlad The fusion reactor! If the flames reach it, it will explode!
Vlad goes intangible and flies into the satellite. He phases in to a space ship, similar to the Specter Speeder.
Vlad Taking my map, destroying my satellite, mocking my mental health, it's time I finally finished of Danny Phantom once and for all.
Vlad takes off and his satellite explodes. The blast wave moves an asteroid out of place, and the asteroid is headed to Earth . Screen fades to black.
We open on a billboard on the rooftop of a building. It's title read: "Amity Park". Below that are the words: "It's safe here!". Pan left to show the trio on the sidewalk below, with each of their hands on either backpack strap.
Sam Ah, home sweet home. [Cut to a close-up of the three adolescents.] Nothing like good ol' solid terra firma.
Zoom in even closer to only show Danny and Sam.
Danny I thought you liked being in space, Sam. [Zoom in some more to just show Danny's head.] All that infinite darkness everywhere.
Cut to Sam.
Sam Yeah. Well, I like my darkness with a little more oxygen and a lot less asteroids.
Cut to a view of just Danny and Tucker.
Tucker Still, it's cool we were able to help out Frostbite. [Cut to a view that also excluded Danny, leaving just Tucker on the camera. He holds up the Infi-map which glows with a light blue aura.] I bet he'll be glad to get his map back.
Cut to just Danny.
Danny Yeah. We'll return it to him as soon as we can. But right now, though, I'm with Sam. [Cut to a frontal view of the three teenagers walked down the sidewalk toward the camera.] It's good to be back to where things are normal. [The trio is interrupted by the sound of a familiar voice on a megaphone. A voice they all knew meant total humiliation.]
Jack [On megaphone] Attention, Amity Park! [Cut to the street outlined by the group's sidewalk. Jack drives onto it in the RV and witlessly wrecks everything he sees as he drives. The first thing we see him wreck is a purple car.] The Fentons are on patrol! [Cut to a close-up on the windshield, revealing Jack in the driver seat as he uses the RV megaphones to make sure everyone hears him loud and clear.] Rest assured--
Zoom out to show the rest of the windshield along with the rest of the front of the RV. Maddie is in the passenger seat, with a serious look on her face as if nothing idiotic is happening.
Jack --the streets are safe! [Jack finally makes a mistake due to being in such a hurry. The RV loses control and starts skidding. It slips to the right and rams a yellow fire hydrant on the sidewalk. It only leaks at the bottom for a few seconds but then pressure built up to the point where the hydrant is blasted into the air by the water, and now there is a geyser where it was.] Uh, city water supply A-Okay.
Cut to the trio.
Tucker Yep, normal.
Danny's ghost sense goes off, alerting the three. They turn to their left.
Cut to a store with it's title shown on the front, just above the doors. It read: "ELECTRONICS" and above the "S" was a star with the head of a stick figure wearing a purple cap. The doors blew up and behind the smoke was the shadow of a familiar ghost and the shadows of some electronic devices hovering with him.
Technus [Giving his signature evil laugh before the smoke moves out of his way confirming it was him.] Nothing like a lazy day of shopping,-- [He holds up his shopping bag.] --lattes-- [He lowers his shopping bag back down and then holds up the latte.] -- and terrorizing minimum-wage workers. [Zoom out to show Technus hovering on the customer side of the cashier counter. The cashier, of course, was on the employee side and was cowering at Technus. The scientific specter then put his head closer to the cashier.] Boo. [The cashier screamed like a girl as he ran away in fear.]
Cut to Danny back at the sidewalk.
Danny I'm going ghost! [Danny runs into an alley. The camera stays at a view just outside the alley, and a silhouette of him going ghost is shown. Right afterwards, Danny Phantom flew out of the alley with a ghostly tail.]
Cut to a column of boxes containing some of the store's merchandise. Technus's hand moved onscreen and grabbed some DVD cases.
Technus Well, look on the bright side. [Zoom out to show the rest of Technus, who is looming above the cashier who came back to the currently-being-haunted place for some reason.] At least I'm not downloading them illegally. [Danny came onscreen from behind Technus and punched the latter offscreen.]
Danny Next register, Cyber-jerk!
Cut to 3 rows of windows near the top of the store. Technus crashed through the 2nd column of them as 3 computer monitors and a keyboard followed him.
Cut to a car parked at the sidewalk. Technus's fall was broken from it, and the 3 computers & keyboard landed next to him. 2 of the computers are now shown to have their screen completely busted through.
Technus gets up. He blasted a blue electro-blast offscreen. Cut to the car, which is hit by the blast. The car stood up on it's trunk, with hood & windshield facing upward.
Cut back to Technus. Now he is using Electro-telekineticly lifting his computer part's in the air as they and his hands glowed light blue. There is now also a hard drive among those parts. He pushed them offscreen.
Once again, camera looks at the car. Computer parts began to stack on it. Once all the latter were on the former, the car & computer parts are overcome by an outburst of white and black as an explosion sound is heard. The camera fades back to a view of the car's spot. There was no car. Instead, a golden robotic foot with a wheel came onscreen.
Cut to what is probably not 5 feet away from that. There was the other foot, which actually had two wheels and suggested that the other foot only appeared to have one wheel because of the camera's view of it.
Cut to a purple action background. A matching robotic hand moved to the foreground and clenched it's fist.
Cut to the hole that was blown into the windows. Danny moved into it and looked forward.
Technus VO Behold, Ghost child!
Cut to outside. Technus leaned in.
Technus The perfect combination of technology, past AND present! [He made the "Give it up for..." gesture to whatever was offscreen to the right.]
Cut to exactly that. In front of a dark blue action background stood a robot made from the once normal car. Tires for heels, clavicle and back. Hood for chest. Doors for shoulderblades. The head & abdominal area looked very identical to the former & latter of Technus's Attack of the Killer Garage Sale form. Whatever car parts made up everything else is unclear.
Technus VO The Car-Puter!
The action background fades away to show the Car-Puter standing in the middle of the road. Technus tilted onscreen.
Technus "It will drive you... to your DOOM!" [Upon finishing this slogan, he once again did his usual battle laugh.]
Cut to Danny, who still had a look of determination as he flew with ghostly tail towards the Car-Puter.
Cut to the Car-Puter, who opened it's hood and the engine came flying out while remaining tethered by wires.
Alarmed by this, Danny halted in the air. Failing to make a move to counter this, the engine rammed the halfa and knocked the latter offscreen. The Car-Puter then retracted the engine.
Danny [Hitting a building wall then sliding down to the sidewalk.] Great. My first car accident and I'm not even driving yet!
Cut to the Car-Puter. Turning, it's heel-wheels start spinning. It held it's ground so that the potential for speed could build up in the wheels, causing blue sparks to flare behind the latter. The Car-Puter released, and sped offscreen. Smoke was left behind. Danny moved onscreen, the former silhouetting him.
Danny Hey! [But he found himself too busy gagging to keep smoke out of his lungs as the latter began spreading away from him. By the time his body would let him stop...] Tucker! [Zoom in on his face.] Sam!
Camera cuts to a view that partially shows the Car-Puter on the right side of the screen. It was heading straight towards none other than the two kids whose names Danny just shouted! The Car-Puter may not have the lethal ramming shape of a normal car, but at this speed it could still shatter their tiny bones like a rock shatters a window!
Tucker and Sam cried out, cowering at their incoming victimization to a car crash.
Cut to a sort-of-behind-them view. They cross their arms over their head, bracing for impact. However, just before they are turned into roadkill, the Car-Puter stopped dead in it's tracks. It's heel-wheels were still spinning, but somehow they no longer moved it forward.
Cut to a couple action backgrounds, left one is blue and right one is pink. They were divided only by a slanted line with no color of it's own. In the middle, the slant is uneven and gives the pink background more of the screen than the blue background. Danny moved into the blue, and Technus claimed the pink.
Danny & Technus simultaenously Huh?
Cut back to the previous scene, exactly the way it was. Except, Sam and Tucker had their arms back down and were looking up at the Car-Puter, confused. And the Car-Puter is now shown to be held back by a rope around it's leg. Pan right to show Masters' Blasters. Thrash had the gun that the rope was launched from.
Thrash Yo, I got it Vid!
Vid Awesome Thrash! Take it download.
Download sucks in the Carputer in his portable thermos.
Download Downloaded. Shaw.
Sam Uh, who are those guys?
Tucker I don't know but those are the coolest jumpsuits I've ever seen! [Camera pulls out to show Danny glaring at Tucker] Uh, except yours, of course. Black is very slimming.
Technus Adolescents! How dare you? [Vid fires 2 discs at him] And another thing, the high tech look is my bit! [The discs zap Technus and Download captures him]
Download Ghost guy gone, area's safe. Have a righteous day.
Masters' Blasters Masters' Blasters stop disasters!
Vid raises her hi-tech watch and pushes a button on it, looking down at it. And projects a hologram, and an image of Vlad appears.
Vlad Greetings, citizens. I hope you've enjoyed this presentation of Amity Park's newest teen ghost fighting team, Masters' Blasters.
Danny, Tucker and Sam Masters' Blasters?
Vlad As mayor, I provided city funding for this top notch troop. Equipped with the latest teen technology, they're going to stop ghosts and succeed where Danny Phantom has so obviously failed.
Sam Teen ghost fighters?
Tucker Teen technology?
Danny Where Danny Phantom has so obviously failed?
Vlad My plan is very simple, out with the old and in with the new and the old should give up now now if he knows what's good for him.
Danny If Vlad's funding them, then they're definitely up to something.
Sam Hmm, they can't fight ghosts if there are no ghosts to fight, right?
Danny and Tucker Uh, right.
Sam So you just fight ghosts like crazy.
Tucker Yeah, remind everyone in this town how there's no better ghost fighter than Danny Phantom.
Danny You're right. I'll just show 'em who's boss around here. Buckle up guys, Operation: Danny Phantom Rocks is about to begin!
Tucker Hmm, 3 news photos of you in your underwear, 9 more and you can have your own calendar.
Danny This is serious, Tucker. As far as this town is concerned, Vlad's goons have totally replaced Danny Phantom.
Woman Did you say Danny Phantom? He's wonderful!
Boy He's my hero!
Woman But he's yesterday's news! Masters' Blasters gave us cool stuff!
Boy Masters' Blasters stop disasters!
Sam Cheer up, Danny. All you have to do is make everyone see you for the hero we know you are.
Tucker You can do it, dude. And try a cool slogan. "Danny Phantom stops..." uh, nothing rhymes with "Phantom"
The crowd screams
Danny Keep working on that. I'm goin' ghost! [Turns into Danny Phantom] Haha. Check this out, everyone. There's not a ghost anywhere that can stand up to Danny Phantom, the original teen ghost fighter! [Blasts a hole in a parade balloon]
Vlad Yes, as you can see, Amity Park is in much cooler, safer hands, thanks to Masters' Blasters.
Cut to Fenton Works
Jack I always knew that Phantom kid was a menace! Not only did he nearly kill Sam and Tucker, but he destroyed a perfectly good parade balloon [puts down goggles] and that's just plain un-American. [turns on blow torch]
Jazz But, Dad. It was just an accident. I for one am glad there's someone out there protecting us. [winks at Danny but he looks down depressed]
Jack Me, too. And they're called Masters' Blasters. Vladdie's team has style , guts, acne and they're humans, plus they gave my this zippity-keen-o poster. [Cuts to the poster and zooms in on what's written] "To the old guy in the orange suit, stop bothering us!!!"
Tucker Why are your folks messing with the Fenton Portal?
Jazz Dad's breaking it down to stage one so he can update the software. He says this way, He'll be able to catch ghosts and download songs faster.
Tucker Isn't science awesome?
Sam It kinda looks the same way it did when you first got your ghost powers, Danny.
Danny Can we stop talking about my powers, please? They're causing me nothing but problems, lately. I'm starting to think that maybe we'd all be better off without 'em.
Jack Okay, that's enough for today. Come on ,Maddie, I'll let you rub my feet and remember, I have bunions.
Maddie [Nervously chuckles] Thank goodness I'm wearing gloves.
Danny This thing gave me my powers. I wonder if it could--
Jazz Danny, what are you thinking?
Danny Name one good reason why I should keep my powers.
Tucker you're the target of hundreds of evil ghosts. Oh, wait, that's a bad one. I'll go back to rhyming "Phantom".
Sam Danny, think of all the good you've done and our doing. If you took your powers away now,--
[Doorbell rings]
Jack Hey, Masters' Blasters, remember me? The olg odange guy, I --
Vid Jack and Madeline Fenton, our readings indicate an ectoplasmic entity on the premises.
Download By order of the mayor, you're both under arrest for harboring a ghost.
Danny That does it! I'm goin' ghost! [Turns into Danny Phantom and flies down to his basement and starts reprogramming the portal] Can't catch ghosts anymore, almost hurt my friends. Now my parents are arrested because of me? [The portal starts up and he steps inside]
Jazz Danny, stop. This isn't the way.
Sam You're a hero, Danny. We can talk about this.
Tucker Don't do it, dude. We'll find something that rhymes with "Phantom".
Danny Sorry,m guys. [Pushes a button in the portal]
[The portal starts turning on electrifying Danny and he screams and the ecotplasm is removed from his DNA and his human and ghost DNA profiles are separated and the portal shorts out and Danny steps out in his human state with a white streak in his hair and Tucker, Sam and Jazz pull him away from the portal and it explodes]
Sam Danny, can you hear me? How do you feel?
Danny [Puts his hand on Sam's] Human.
Sam Danny. Danny, can you hear me?
Tucker Did he just do what I think he just did?
Jazz You mean step back into the Fenton Portal, remove his ghost powers and revert his DNA profile back to that of a normal human?
Tucker I was gonna say go un-ghost, but that works too.
Vid Greetings, dudes. We're here to, like, police the premises for signs of any spectral activity.
Download Just go about your business. We're not even here.
[They scan for ghosts and they find nothing]
Thrash Place is clean. No ectos
Download [Signs Tucker's hat]There you go, dude. And remember, your mayor, who watches constantly, loves you.
Danny [Wakes up] Wha- what happened? Did it work?
Tucker You didn't register on the blasters' scanners.
Danny So that means... I'm goin ghost! [Nothing happens] I said goin' ghost. [Still nothing] Haha. It worked! I don't have my ghost powers anymore! I'm normal again. Isn't that awesome?
Sam Yeah
Tucker Great
Jazz Thrilling
Danny Oh, come on, you guys, don't you realize what this means?
Sam Yeah, that you're just an average, every day not special human again.
Danny Oh, come on, Sam. think of how great this is gonna be. I won't have to fight ghosts anymore. Now we can all just be normal teenagers and hang out as much as we want.
Sam Yeah. Normal rocks.
Tucker Hey, if it's what you wanted, then I'm glad for you, man.
Danny It is, thanks.
Tucker Looks like we'll have to find other things to occupy our time, huh?
Dany Looks like.
Tucker There's this new Masters' Blasters video game we can play. It's cool. You hunt ghosts. See ya.
Jazz I really can't believe you did that. It feels like a lost a good friend. Someone I was just starting to get to know.
Danny Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom's not needed anymore. From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid from a nice, normal family. Now let's go get Mom & Dad out of jail.
[Cut to City Hall]
Maddie Thanks for getting us out of jail, kids. I knew thre must have been some sotr of mistake.
Jack I was never worried. I was this close to tunneling us out of there with my trusty ice cream spoon, but then they served ice cream, so, well... you know.
Maddie By the way Danny, I think it's cute what you've done to your hair.
Jack Yeah. Kinda reminds me of the band I was in back in the 80s. The Skunk Punks.
Danny The Skunk Punks Stink?
Jack Yeah we walked right into that one.
Danny Um, you guys head on home. It's such a nice normal day that I thought I'd kinda walk around and be, you know, normal.
Maddie Alright. Just be normally careful. Buy bye.
Danny Don't worry. I plan on being careful for a long, long time.
Montage of Danny living a normal life while the Masters Blasters deal with ghosts.
Lance Thunder And it's been another busy day for Mayor Master's Masters' Blasters, who are now charging a small fee to cover their growing expenses.
Vlad Yes, quality ghost fighting is getting very expensive these days. Time, equipment, storage, it all adds up. And since that cowardly Danny Phantom disappeared, not that he ever was helpful, there's no one else in town to assist us. Oh there are certainly a few crack pots out there, who think they have what it takes, but they only get in our way. It seems that when it comes to fighting ghosts we're the only game in town. And I do so love games. [laughs maniacally] I-I mean...have a nice day.
Danny Ah this is the life. Just sitting around, not fighting ghosts with my totally ordinary pals. Could you pass me a corndog? Sam. Wait! There's no reason to get mad the corndogs are made of tofu.
Sam I'm not mad about corndogs. You're not you anymore. You're just a normal kid. And a selfish one at that.
Danny How am I selfish? Because I don't want to endanger the people I care about the most?
Sam Danny don't you get it? Your powers gave you a chance to change things. A chance that no one else had, and I was thrilled to help you. But now you're just one of the crowd again.
Danny What's wrong with that?
Sam Everything. You got to fight ghosts after school while other kids fought acne. And you don't seem to care what you gave up.
Danny I care. I just care about you and my family more.
Sam When you had your powers I knew that this town was protected from evil. But now, who knows where we're headed. I'll always be your friend Danny, and I'll always be there for you. But I can't live life just sitting on the sidelines. I'm surprised you think you can.
Danny Blech. Tofu.
Lunch Lady Ghost How dare they serve veggie burgers today?! And how dare you students eat them?!
Dash Aaah! Somebody help!
Danny No more sitting on the sidelines. Hang on Dash-
Masters' Blasters Masters' Blasters stop disasters.
Vid Chill dude.
Dash What's with you, Fenton? Who do you think you are? Danny Phantom. You guys are the coolest ghost fighters ever.
Download Thanks dude. That'll be three hundred bucks.
Danny I'm going ghost! [echoes in the portal]
Maddie There, there dear. So the ghost portal exploded. It's not the end of the world. You can always make another one.
Jack I don't want another one. That portal and I have been through a lot together. And all because I wanted to download music faster. Oh curse me. And my impatience.
Lance Thunder We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news from the universal observatory.
Scientist 1 Earlier today our stellar readings indicated that a massive asteroid is hurdling across the solar system.
Scientist 2 Where its trajectory will send it crashing directly into the Earth.
Scientist 1 If immediate action is not taken our entire planet will be completely destroyed.
Scientist 2 We estimate we have one week before impact.
Scientist 1 The fate of the human race is at stake. One week. Use it wisely.
Shelley Makamoto News of the approaching asteroid, which some are now calling the Disasteroid, circulates around the globe. Countries are combining their greatest technologies to stop the oncoming threat. Sadly it appear that our best may not be good enough. And speaking of not good enough, let's go live to Fenton Works.
Lance Thunder Thanks, Shelly. I'm here ringside where a privately funded mission to stop the Disasteroid is underway.
Danny I can't believe I'm just sitting here at a computer console when I should be out there stopping this. And I really can't believe we have to do this with him.
Jazz We would have never been able to get this mission up and running so fast if he hadn't paid for everything. So at least until the world is saved, chill.
Lance How's it going young man?
Danny Uh. My dad Jack Fenton is piloting our new--
Vlad --My new.
Danny Fenton Rocket. And is on his way to destroy the asteroid.
Lance He looks very serious about his mission.
Jack You'd be serious too if you had to eat this freaky astronaut food. Freeze dried yam smelt surprise. What the heck is that?
Lance With me now is Amity Park's mayor Vlad Masters. I understand you've sent in your own team of experts.
Vlad Oh yes. Seeing as the world is in jeopardy, I felt that the Masters' Blasters presence was an absolute necessity. Plus, think of how well their action figures will sell.
Danny Dad. Mission status?
Jack Reading seismic drill charges. Now!
Danny Detonation in three. Two. One.
Everyone cheers.
Jack Ha! I knew we could do it. There isn't a rock anywhere that could outsmart Jack Fenton.
Download That's the Disasteroid. You had us blow up the wrong one, you idiot.
Jack But I-I couldn't have. Vladdie punches in the asteroid's coordinates for me. Yam smelt surprise?
Maddie That…that was our last chance.
Vlad Oops. Looks like I set the wrong coordinates. Silly me. You know how bad I can be with computers. Looks like your father has failed once again, and when I time needs a hero the most.
Danny At least he tried, Vlad. What have you done except send others to do your work for you?
Vlad And where are you Danny Phantom? It looks like my plan to shame you into hiding was even more effective than I could have hoped.
Shelly I'm just getting word that scientists now know that the Disasteroid originated from the rings of Saturn two weeks ago.
Danny Saturn? Your satellite exploded. That's what moved the asteroid. You're the one who caused this catastrophe.
Vlad Defeating you was just the first act of my little show. Get ready for act two.
Sam Tell me again, why are we here?
Danny Because we've got to see what Vlad's up to. He says he's got new that will impact the entire world.
Vlad Citizens of the Earth. I have news that will impact the entire world. Though every attempt at destroying the Disasteroid has failed, I come to you today offering an alternative solution. One I think you will find most surprising.
Danny No!
Jack I did not see that coming.
Vlad Yes though I use my human half to walk among you, it is obvious that I am a far superior creature.
Shelly Who are you?
Vlad Though the world has come to know me as Vlad Masters billionaire mayor of Amity Park, I prefer you call me by my chosen slightly more evil name…Vlad Plasmius.
Maddie Vlad's a ghost?
Vlad I have a proposition to make. The nations of the world must agree unanimously to pay be five hundred billion dollars and make me absolute ruler. In return I shall use my ghost powers
Reporter To destroy the Disasteroid?
Vlad No. To turn it intangible.
Maddie Evil. But ingenious. That way it'll just pass harmlessly through the Earth.
Vlad It's your choice world. Be destroyed or me saved. Oh, and ruled by me. I eagerly await your decision.
Jazz What happens now?
Danny Looks like we either change the name of the Earth to Vladsylvania, or I somehow figure a way out of this mess.
Vlad And that concludes act two of what I like to call one nation under Vlad. On to the finale.
Jack How could you hold the world hostage like that Vladdie? And after the good fortune you've had in your life.
Vlad Good fortune?! You infect me with ghost DNA then steal the love of my life and you call that good fortune?
Jack I infected you? You mean…
Vlad Yes fool. It was your bumbling that made me what I am today. But, I suppose I should be saying thank you. For without you I wouldn't be moments away from becoming ruler of the Earth.
Jack I never meant to hurt you. What happened was an accident. I'm your friend, Vladdie. I've always been your friend. I even voted for you!
Vlad I'll remember that when I steal Maddie from you and make her my queen.
Maddie hologram Asteroid contact in five hundred meters oh future ruler of the Earth.
Vlad Ah. No. No. No! What is the meaning of this?
Maddie hologram Asteroid composed entirely of the unique anti-ghost element ectoranium. Ectoranium. Ectoranium.
Vlad Ectoranium? Then I can never touch it. No ghost can. That means…the Earth is doomed. And even if it wasn't I could never go back. I've revealed…my true self. I'll be forever hunted. Jack, you have to help me. You wouln't turn your back on an old friend, would you?
Jack An old friend? No. You? Yes.
Vlad Jack!
Tucker What are we gonna do?
Danny What if we don't make the asteroid intangible?
Tucker Then it would obliterate the Earth
Danny Not if we made the Earth intangible.
Sam The whole Earth? Intangible? Are you kidding?
Tucker Yeah you'd need like a bazillion ghosts to do that.
Danny Behold…the addresses of a bazillion ghosts.
Sam Now that's the Danny I know. So much for sitting on the sidelines, huh?
Tucker But how are we going to get into the Ghost Zone? Your portal is ruined and we're never gonna get near Vlad's place now that everyone knows who he really is.
Danny I've got it covered. Come on. The Infi-map can lead us into any entrance into the Ghost Zone anywhere on the Earth. And according to the map one's about to open right here.
Tucker Now I know how my chili fries feel.
Jazz I-I don't believe--
Danny Believe it Jazz. Welcome to the Ghost Zone. Sort of a Ghosts R' Us.
Tucker But all the shelves are empty. Where the heck is everybody?
Jazz What's going on?
Skulker Foolish of you to come here in your human form ghost child. Seeking refuge in the Ghost Zone like all the others?
Danny What others?
Skulker All these ghosts! They returned here because you humans put your world in danger. Now the Ghost Zone is bursting at the seams.
Tucker But it's the flip side of our world. If the Earth gets destroyed, the Ghost Zone goes, too.
Danny You guys get into the escape pod.
Sam But Danny…
Tucker Activate cloaking.
Skulker It's not enough you destroy your own world, now you have to destroy ours, too?
Danny Wait. You don't under--
Skulker Fire!
Danny You just made a big mistake. Well gang, there's good news and bad news. Good news my powers are back. Bad news…my powers are back!
Sam Danny! It's you! Well, it was always you, but…
Danny I know what you mean Sam. Thanks.
Jazz Those ghosts are going to come back and something tells me they're not gonna be too happy about helping us.
Danny You're right. We better get out of here until we've got this thing figured out.
Tucker If we went into the billboard's mouth I don't wanna know where we're coming out.
Lance Danny Phantom is back. After a strange absence the teen ghost fighter has returned with a message for the world.
Danny Uh, hello there. I have a plan that could save us all from the asteroid. And this one is absolutely free. How great is that?
Lady If ghosts can't touch the asteroid, then how are you gonna stop it?
Danny Because we're not gonna turn the asteroid intangible, we're gonna turn the Earth intangible.
Tucker Ahem. Ladies, gentlemen, various nations and stuff. My name is Tucker Foley and I…am a Techno Geek.
Nerds [Giving the Vulcan salute] Hi Tucker!
Tucker [Vulcan salute] Dudes. The new plan is very simple. With a strong enough ghostly power source and a big enough transfer device, we can send the ghost intangibility across the entire planet. This way the Disasteroid will pass harmlessly through.
Danny That's the plan. Who's with us?
Everyone cheers.
Mr. Lancer They never put that much effort into their school work.
Danny Tucker Foley will lead the construction team in building the transfer device while Jack and Maddie Fenton's team will spread the transfer cables across the globe. If we all come together, not as separate nations but as one world, we can do this.
Sam Not bad, huh? Now all we need is a massive ghost power source. You sure you don't want us to go with you?
Danny I'm sure. I can move faster on my own. By the way, where do mom and dad think Danny Fenton is right now anyway.
Jazz With them. I redressed the Tuckbot 9000 to look and act like you. They'll never know the difference.
Jack Nothing like saving the world with your old man, eh Danny?
Tuckbot 9000 Comment does not compute.
Jack Your voice is changing already? Man they grow up so fast.
Danny Gotta go. According to the map a portal is gonna open up over the pole any minute now.
Jazz See ya back here soon little brother. And thanks.
Sam It's the ring you were gonna give Valerie. You asked me to hold it, remember? Something tells me it was really meant for me. Take it with you, but promise to bring it back. If you promise, then…then I know I'll see you again.
Danny I-if we make it through this.
Sam When we make it through this.
Danny Right. When we make it through this. I have a few things I need to talk to you about.
Sam I think I'd be willing to listen. And no matter how this thing ends, this whole ride we've been on together, I wouldn't change it for the world. Not one bit.
Danny Me neither. I--. Wow. Remind me to save the world more often.
Sam Go.
Danny Right on cue. Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. One ghost power source coming up. Okay. One down. Ninety six bazillion to go. Awesome! I think this is gonna work.
Fenton jet voice Auto eject.
Danny What?
Skulker We warned you once, ghost brat.
Danny Wait let me explain. Our worlds are linked. If mine goes yours goes, too. I have a plan. Look, I know you hate my world and wouldn't lift a finger to help it, but I thought you might care about saving your own.
Tucker He's coming back!
Jazz Danny. No.
Sam He…he can't be.
Tucker It's coming!
Jack Listen, I just want you all to know that…I love you. And I'm so proud of each and every one of you for trying your best.
Jazz We love you too, dad.
Maddie At least we're all together.
Jazz I…oh mom. There's something you need to know.
Maddie [gasps] A robot? Where's Danny? Jazz where's your brother? Jack, where's Danny?
Sam Look! The portal!
Danny I still can't believe you guys agreed to help me. Looks like there is a heart under all cyber armor.
Skulker Don't get too sentimental. We're not here to save you, we're here to save us.
Danny Let's just get this party started. Tucker. How. Much. Longer?
Tucker Now!
Danny Where's the asteroid?
Tucker Phew.
Sam Awesome.
Jazz Nice job, little brother. Or should I say…hero.
Danny I don't know what to say other than, thanks Skulker.
Skulker Don't get too mushy on us ghost child. Remember, I'll never stop hunting you. And now that you've saved your world, you're a much more valuable prize.
Jack Nice job, Danny. Or should we say…Danny.
Danny What? Uh. Sorry citizens but I have no idea what you're talking about.
Maddie Isn't there something you wanna tell us?
Jazz It's okay Danny. They know.
Tucker Citizens of Amity Park and of the world. As the youngest mayor in Amity Park history it's my great honor to present this commemorative statue honoring the hero who bravely saved us all. Danny Phantom. An exact duplicate of this statue stands proudly in the capital of every nation of the world. And each will stand for as long as we have our world, because thanks to Danny Phantom we still have one.
Maddie I still wonder how Danny was able to fool us for so long.
Jack Good question. But I gotta admit he was good. After all it's nearly impossible to fool me, isn't that right Danny?
Tuckbot 9000 Affirmative father.
Jack That's my boy.
Tucker Where the heck are Danny and Sam?
Jazz I don't know. He said he had some unfinished business to attend to.
Sam I can't believe you didn't want to attend your own ceremony.
Danny Eh, you know me. I kinda like sitting on the sidelines sometimes.
Sam And your folks are cool with knowing your secret identity?
Danny Yeah. The time for secrets is over. The world is safe, time for new beginnings. My dad says he even wants me to team up with him now. Says I can be his sidekick.
Sam You're a big star now. Probably the biggest in the world.
Danny Yeah. It's weird, huh?
Sam You'll probably get pretty busy.
Danny What else is new?
Sam And I probably won't see much of you anymore.
Danny Oh, I wouldn't count on that. Sam, I could never have done any of this without you. And I don't care what's coming next I just hope that whatever it is, you're there to share it with me.
Sam I will be. I just have to warn you, I'm no push over you know. I still have my own way of doing things.
Danny That's what I'm counting on.
Vlad Actually being a free roaming space nomad isn't half bad. At least it's quiet and I--
Danny What do you say, wanna go for a ride? See where the future takes us?
Sam Why not? Cool statue. Personally I would have made it out of recycled materials but, you know, that's just me.
End of episode.
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